Hogmanay / New Years Plans 2024

I'm going to our village hall.

Last year Claire kissed Natalie, and Natalie's husband went mental over it, they had a massive argument, he kicked her and the kids out, she stayed at ours, and Claire became a hooker and is now known as rent-a-claire.

But it's only 100 yards down the road and bring your own booze, so......
 
Sit with the cats during the inevitable fire works, cruse through a few beers and whisky, eat my weight in beef then pass out before midnight with the phone turned off. Need a few more recovery days after picking up the flu
 
I live in a small village with about 20 houses dotted around, one of the houses do some stupid fireworks display.

So tonight I'm going to eat as much as I can, including a hot curry. I've set my alarm for 3am at which point I will pay a visit to their letter box.
 
Absolutely nothing, we couldn't care less and will probably be in bed for 22.00. No doubt the hotel down the road will subject us to a stupidly long barrage of fireworks at midnight and scare the cats as usual. It's just the end of one crappy year and the beginning of another.
 
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