Homer Simpson Quotes

Homer (in a sing song voice): "Hello, my name is mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me."
PO Worker: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer (in a sing song voice): "I don't know.."
Now sitting on the steps in front of the USPS Homer looks at Bart and says:
"Pbbppht.. nice plan Bart."
 
Homer: So you don't eat pork?
Lisa: No
Homer: Or Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Or Bacon?
Lisa: Dad, they all come from the same animal
Homer: Haha, yeah Lisa. Some MAGICAL animal!!!!


Or something like that. :p
 
p4radox said:
Homer: So you don't eat pork?
Lisa: No
Homer: Or Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Or Bacon?
Lisa: Dad, they all come from the same animal
Homer: Haha, yeah Lisa. Some MAGICAL animal!!!!


Or something like that. :p
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I know its not the simpsons but i cant help thinking about nanna in the Royal family with the "wafer thin ham" thing, lol :D
 
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well...good night. "

"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba.... ugh, goodnight. "

"All normal people love meat! If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa.... You don't win friends with salad. "
 
Marge: So what does your company actually do.
Homer: The industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. Thats why i need a name thats cutting edge. Like Cut Co, Edge Com or InterSlice. C'mon Marge you're good at these things.
Marge: How about... Compuhyperglobalmeganet?
Homer: Fine. The name's not important. What's really important is my title! I think i'll make myself Vice President! No wait... Juniour Vice President!
*Phone Rings*
Homer into phone: Compuhyperglobalmeganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking. How may i direct your call?
(dejected) It's Patty. (hand the phone to Marge)
 
Lisa: “Mom, Bart’s sitting next to me”
Bart: “Mom, Lisa’s growing”
Marge: “Quiet you two, you know your father has had a breakdown”
Homer: “My pockets hurt”
 
XPE said:
Unbeatable


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That's one of the best :p

"Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history!"
"From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree!"
"AAARRRGGHH" :D

I also like

"And I'm not easily satisfied, WOW A BLUE CAR!" :p
 
I can't quite remember the actual quote but can anyone else? It's when homer finds some random geeky glasses in the toilet at work and he puts them on and comes out with this sentence about square roots or something like that...anyone remember?
 
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