Homer Simpson Quotes

Magister said:
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”

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flibby said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqx-AvUjCg

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When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.

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when bart rings moes as a prank caller and asks for homer sexual
EDIT: oops its a homer quote thread thought it was simpsons. the ebst quote i can think of right now is 'Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.'
 
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[Homer]
My name's Mr Burns, blah blah blah
Do this, do that, blah blah blah
I think I'm SO big, blah blah blaaah!

[Burns]
Destroy him.

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[Homer]
I never apologise! I'm sorry but that's just the way I am.

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[Grandpa]
I need some batteries!

[Homer]
Then take them out of the smoke alarm

[Marge]
What if we have a fire?

[Homer]
Don't worry. The smoke will wake us up

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[Homer shoots Ned]

[Kids]
Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!

[Homer]
He was a zombie?
 
Homer said:
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, you know like that movie... "Spaceballs". But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy".
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Homer said:
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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