Homer Simpson Quotes

XPE · 11 Jun 2007 at 11:54

Simpsons have done 400 episodes , 100 episodes of class 300 of pure and utter crap. :mad:

Gilly · 11 Jun 2007 at 11:56

XPE said:
Simpsons have done 400 episodes , 100 episodes of class 300 of pure and utter crap.

Rubbish.

Well, the last part of it anyway.

DEL 707 · 11 Jun 2007 at 12:21

"Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. _I'm_ the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! _You're_ out of order. The whole freaking _system_ is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown."

“Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...”

^ I'm trying to find the clip for that, Homers brilliant in that scene

PeteLucky7 · 11 Jun 2007 at 12:41

Homer on fighting dirty:

'....Then you start to cry like a sissy. When he turns away in disgust... That's the time to kick some back.'

Sem · 11 Jun 2007 at 14:11

Homer gets kidnapped by aliens and he says "Dont eat me i have a wife and kids eat them"

BloodWolf said:
Peter griffin > homer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBLhnBYPe7Y

DuffMan · 11 Jun 2007 at 14:32

"Why You little..."

"Doh"

All i remember at the moment, oh heres another, not really a quote but was quite funny on TV.

Apu: Is it me or do your plans always involve a terrible batch of lies

Homer: Its you.

benjo plz. · 11 Jun 2007 at 14:34

"Doh" probably the greatest homer quote of all time.

SiriusB · 11 Jun 2007 at 14:35

[Homer]
Oh Lord why do you forsake me?

[Marge]
Homer, that's a waffle that got stuck up there
[prods it down with broom]

[Homer]
[Takes a bite]
Mmmmm, sacrilegious

FTM · 11 Jun 2007 at 15:01

NerveAgent said:
"Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff outta my brain. Remember when I took that wine tasting lesson and I forgot how to drive?"

going to have to pull you up over this one as it smy favourit quote

its home winemaking he takes up not tasting

and marge fires back at him when he says it

"you forgot how to drive because you were drunk on home made wine!"

utajoker · 11 Jun 2007 at 15:02

"mmm 64 slices of american cheese"

"64 63 62...3 2 1"

marge :"have you been up all nite eating cheese?"

"i think im blind"

Haircut · 11 Jun 2007 at 15:08

FTM said:
going to have to pull you up over this one as it smy favourit quote

its home winemaking he takes up not tasting

and marge fires back at him when he says it

"you forgot how to drive because you were drunk on home made wine!"

I've always thought that the response from Marge ruins a funny/stupid Homer comment by providing a rational explanation.

XPE · 11 Jun 2007 at 17:24

Gilly said:
Rubbish.

Well, the last part of it anyway.

come on, the first 5 or 6 season the simpsons are great but after that they just get really unfunny.

zain · 16 Jun 2007 at 22:42

When he is in hospital and he is lieing on a bed with a breathing apparatus, he gets in a real upset voice and says "why have I been breathing all this time when the machine could do it for me".

Azagoth · 16 Jun 2007 at 22:47

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Azza · 16 Jun 2007 at 23:15

Homer Simpson

Oooooh, look at me, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!! By the way I was being sarcastic.

Mirri · 16 Jun 2007 at 23:54

Homer: On own, on own, I've never been on my own! Oh help me God!!
phone rings
Homer: yellow?
vioce: Hello homer, this is God......fre Jones!

Moley · 17 Jun 2007 at 00:46

Homer is good, but Ralph Wiggum is a hero.

"Me fail English? That's unpossible. "

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning. "

"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office. "

"I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies "

Haircut · 17 Jun 2007 at 00:55

jamiemoles said:
"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning. "

n00b, the quote is...

I ated the purple berries... they taste like burning.

rdizzle · 17 Jun 2007 at 16:40

homer singing to the tune of chumbawamba - tubthumping

"i drink a whiskey drink, i drink a vodka drink, and when i have to pee, i use the kitchen sink....i sing the songs the remind me im a urinating guy....

cracks me up all the time