Soldato
When I last went there it was so dark you couldn't see what you were eating. and IIRC it came on kitchen towel or something like it. When we're paying that much I wouldn't mind, you know, a plate, or at least a bit of wood.
I ******* detest pretentious **** like that. Got dragged to a trendy 'bistro pub' some time back and ordered surf 'n' turf. My steak came served on something resembling an upturned mini mess tin, the chips in a mini bucket, the scampi in a mini wooden crate and a small ceramic pot of peas. The look on the waiter's face when I asked him if he could get me a plate was a picture, he looked like I'd just stabbed his Granny or someting.