Horse poop

200sols · 28 Aug 2018 at 06:57

Horse poo - nothing like dog poo. Not even comparable.

Minusorange said:
The only good thing about horse poop is it can kill dogs

I hope you fall off your bike and land face first in a fresh dog crap as well.

NoobCannon · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:10

Malevolence said:
Came off my bike thanks to some ungrateful **** leaving a huge horse dump smack bang in the middle of the road, just around a blind bend on Meaford Rd.. By the time I saw it it was too late, I was already on my way through the hedgerow and into a field via a barbed wire fence.

Why were you in the middle of the road?

Tefal · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:16

NoobCannon said:
Why were you in the middle of the road?

When a person days middle of the road talking about driving they usualy mean in the middle of thier lane

Tefal · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:17

200sols said:
Horse poo - nothing like dog poo. Not even comparable.

I hope you fall off your bike and land face first in a fresh dog crap as well.

So he s evil for saying it kills dogs but your all saying its fine and dandy and shouldn't have to be cleaned up because it doesn't hurt anyone!?

Don't you please think of the dogs and make the rich ******** clean up after thier horses.

Uncle Petey · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:24

Tefal said:
So he s evil for saying it kills dogs but your all saying its fine and dandy and shouldn't have to be cleaned up because it doesn't hurt anyone!?

Don't you please think of the dogs and make the rich ******** clean up after thier horses.

No, he's not evil for saying it kills dogs. He's just a **** for saying it's a good thing.

How have you missed the vital part of that?

200sols · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:27

Tefal said:
So he s evil for saying it kills dogs but your all saying its fine and dandy and shouldn't have to be cleaned up because it doesn't hurt anyone!?

Don't you please think of the dogs and make the rich ******** clean up after thier horses.

He's evil for saying it is GOOD that it kills dogs.

Horse poo is well known for its good qualities, makes excellent manure for the garden. Generally it does not pose a risk to the environment and animals in it, and dog poo does pose a risk therefor it should not be left.

glenimp617 · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:31

I kinda get the OPs point. Remember the world we are now living in where everything has to be equal regardless.
There is inequality here for sure.

#mepoo

adidan · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:33

I shall start making the placards, we must march on the Capital.

Tefal · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:44

200sols said:
He's evil for saying it is GOOD that it kills dogs.

Horse poo is well known for its good qualities, makes excellent manure for the garden. Generally it does not pose a risk to the environment and animals in it, and dog poo does pose a risk therefor it should not be left.

Great so they can shovel it up and put it in thier garden. A foot path or a road is not a garden

Malevolence · 28 Aug 2018 at 07:44

NoobCannon said:
Why were you in the middle of the road?

I wasn't. I was in my lane.

bainbridge · 28 Aug 2018 at 08:07

Many paths and roads were built for horses to use long before bikes and cars came along so I understand they have a place there just as much as anyone else, however there should be some sort of law making it compulsory for horse riders to carry a collapsible shovel and they must put the poo out of harms way when their horse takes a dump.

I've seem some about a foot high!

neil_g · 28 Aug 2018 at 08:27

Tefal said:
Don't you please think of the dogs and make the rich ******** clean up after thier horses.

Took longer than expected for a knee jerk class comment.

Not everyone with a horse is rich. But I suspect you know that and we're just going for the troll.

scritchyrat · 28 Aug 2018 at 08:29

Cat owners are the ones that get away scot free in this situation. Ask them to clean it up and you get an earful of 'oh, it's a wild animal, you can't tame it'. Well, you shouldn't have a wild animal as a chuffin' pet then should you!

Orionaut · 28 Aug 2018 at 10:27

Malevolence said:
Came off my bike thanks to some ungrateful **** leaving a huge horse dump smack bang in the middle of the road, just around a blind bend on Meaford Rd.. By the time I saw it it was too late, I was already on my way through the hedgerow and into a field via a barbed wire fence.

No such thing as a blind corner.

Only the blind confidence of those who go round them too fast to be able to stop in time should they come across some unexpected hazard.

IronWarrior · 28 Aug 2018 at 10:50

First world problems: Horse Poop. :rolleyes:

SC0TTRS · 28 Aug 2018 at 10:50

There's no law against horse poop because the problem isn't big enough to make one.

Avenged7Fold · 28 Aug 2018 at 11:05

Malevolence said:
huge horse dump smack bang in the middle of the road, just around a blind bend on Meaford Rd..

According to the thread, it must have been dog poo, or it wouldn't have been a blind bend

Ace Modder · 28 Aug 2018 at 11:06

The reason horse poop is not dangerous is because horses eat hay/straw etc.

Dog poop is made of meat etc, and this causes disease and bacteria which can be dangerous.

Lopéz · 28 Aug 2018 at 11:07

scritchyrat said:
Cat owners are the ones that get away scot free in this situation. Ask them to clean it up and you get an earful of 'oh, it's a wild animal, you can't tame it'. Well, you shouldn't have a wild animal as a chuffin' pet then should you!

Cats have different "rights" under law to animals such as dogs. Although you may dislike it, it isn't the fault of the owner.

Phate · 28 Aug 2018 at 11:07

Whilst I think the OP's overall attitude stinks (badom-tsch) he has a point in some ways. Horse folk are weird. Very few of them are considerate enough to hang a crap bag on the animal to catch its droppings. As they are of the opinion (which is true to an extent) in that its a fertiliser and is good for the environment.

However, it hardly helps the environment when it's in the middle of the road does it

It would be nice if horse folk were more considerate to catch the crap and then at least dump it into the side banks or similar. But I can't see it happening.