How do I make coffee?

[Dunks]

Christ, can this thread be for real? :\

 

[Conrad11]

It's not the thing you need to make to know how to make it. The number of times you must have watched other people make it.

I have never seen anyone make it either....its all tea in this household.

Well made my first every cup.....feel proud.....1 heaped teaspoon about a kilogram of sugar some milk.....and its absolutely revolting....lol

 

[Pho]

I found drinking water kept me more awake than coffee (tea>coffee anyway )

 

[sniffy]

1. Get a cup
2. Boil the kettle
3. Add however much sugar you want and a teaspoon of instant coffee
4. Add boiling water just above the half-way mark
5. Add milk
6. Stir
7. Enjoy

Tomorrow we learn how to prepare a pot noodle.

 

[Sp!ke]

If this was anywhere else I would suspect a troll.

 

[Deiwos]

I found drinking water kept me more awake than coffee (tea>coffee anyway )

Its not a bad plan actually. The constant need to pee also helps keep you awake

 

[Yozz76]

How anyone can drink that muck i'll never know. Just the smell of it makes me feel sick! Coffee cream chocolates are the worst though.

 

[Sp!ke]

1. Get a cup
2. Boil the kettle
3. Add however much sugar you want and a teaspoon of instant coffee
4. Add boiling water just above the half-way mark
5. Add milk
6. Stir
7. Enjoy

Tomorrow we learn how to prepare a pot noodle.

You forgot

8. Profit!!!!

 

[Deluxe1]

Gobsmacked at the OP.

 

[InvaderGIR]

You add mustard.

+1



Great, now I want a proper cup of coffee, and have no beans, grinder, or cafetiere....just a jar of instant.

InvG

 

[Raymond Lin]

They let anyone into universities these days.....

 

[Hamster]

How to make instant coffee thread??????
Answer to next question.....go to tesco, buy andrex.

 

[Van Hellseek]

 

[Tefal]

I could understand if it was beans (personally i wouldn't know if there was a special way of using them, and just bung em in anyway ) but instant coffee etc has instructions on the back :/

 

[Van Hellseek]

I do a heaped teaspoon.

Put in the sugar.

Pour in a little milk.

Stir it in all together.

Pour boiled water.

Milk before water?

Fail.

 

[Glaucus]

Milk before water?

Fail.

With coffee yep Boiling water damages the flavour.

 

[Van Hellseek]

With coffee yep Boiling water damages the flavour.

In terms of flavour I can't imagine it makes the blind bit of difference to cheapo instant coffee. And if the milk is added last it's easier to judge how much to use.

 

[Glaucus]

In terms of flavour I can't imagine it makes the blind bit of difference to cheapo instant coffee. And if the milk is added last it's easier to judge how much to use.

try it, with instant it's not as big a different, but it still changes the taste.

 

[meghatronic]

You are kidding?

YOU ARE DOING COURSEWORK AND YOU CAN'T MAKE COFFEE?!

 

[Ben M]

buy some pro plus.