How do I make coffee?

Dunks · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:22

Christ, can this thread be for real? :\

Conrad11 · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:22

AcidHell2 said:
It's not the thing you need to make to know how to make it. The number of times you must have watched other people make it.

I have never seen anyone make it either....its all tea in this household.

Well made my first every cup.....feel proud.....1 heaped teaspoon about a kilogram of sugar some milk.....and its absolutely revolting....lol

Pho · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:23

I found drinking water kept me more awake than coffee (tea>coffee anyway

)

sniffy · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:24

1. Get a cup
2. Boil the kettle
3. Add however much sugar you want and a teaspoon of instant coffee
4. Add boiling water just above the half-way mark
5. Add milk
6. Stir
7. Enjoy

Tomorrow we learn how to prepare a pot noodle.

Sp!ke · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:24

If this was anywhere else I would suspect a troll.

Deiwos · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:24

Pho said:
I found drinking water kept me more awake than coffee (tea>coffee anyway )

Its not a bad plan actually. The constant need to pee also helps keep you awake

Yozz76 · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:25

How anyone can drink that muck i'll never know. Just the smell of it makes me feel sick! Coffee cream chocolates are the worst though.

Sp!ke · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:25

sniffy said:
1. Get a cup
2. Boil the kettle
3. Add however much sugar you want and a teaspoon of instant coffee
4. Add boiling water just above the half-way mark
5. Add milk
6. Stir
7. Enjoy

Tomorrow we learn how to prepare a pot noodle.

You forgot

8. Profit!!!!

Deluxe1 · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:26

Gobsmacked at the OP.

InvaderGIR · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:26

Mad_Jay said:
You add mustard.

+1

Great, now I want a proper cup of coffee, and have no beans, grinder, or cafetiere....just a jar of instant.

InvG

Raymond Lin · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:33

They let anyone into universities these days.....

Hamster · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:42

How to make instant coffee thread??????
Answer to next question.....go to tesco, buy andrex.

Van Hellseek · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:46

Tefal · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:46

I could understand if it was beans (personally i wouldn't know if there was a special way of using them, and just bung em in anyway

) but instant coffee etc has instructions on the back :/

Van Hellseek · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:49

Jebblehmoo said:
I do a heaped teaspoon.

Put in the sugar.

Pour in a little milk.

Stir it in all together.

Pour boiled water.

Milk before water?

Fail.

Glaucus · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:50

seek said:
Milk before water?

Fail.

With coffee yep Boiling water damages the flavour.

Van Hellseek · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:51

AcidHell2 said:
With coffee yep Boiling water damages the flavour.

In terms of flavour I can't imagine it makes the blind bit of difference to cheapo instant coffee. And if the milk is added last it's easier to judge how much to use.

Glaucus · 24 Apr 2008 at 22:54

seek said:
In terms of flavour I can't imagine it makes the blind bit of difference to cheapo instant coffee. And if the milk is added last it's easier to judge how much to use.

try it, with instant it's not as big a different, but it still changes the taste.

meghatronic · 24 Apr 2008 at 23:13

titchard said:
You are kidding?

YOU ARE DOING COURSEWORK AND YOU CAN'T MAKE COFFEE?!

Ben M · 24 Apr 2008 at 23:14

buy some pro plus.