Poll: How many sandwiches ? (now with a poll!)

How many sandwiches?

  • 1 Sandwich

    Votes: 229 53.0%

  • 2 Sandwiches

    Votes: 144 33.3%

  • We should be banned for letting this go on so long

    Votes: 59 13.7%
  • Total voters
    432
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The thread seems to have wandered off into a discussion as to what constitutes a sandwich.

As we have already ascertained, a sandwich consists of two slices of bread which contain a filling. The quantities of the constituent parts are irrelevant.

The original question was:

A man is making his lunch before he goes to work. He gets out two slices of bread, butters them both and sticks a filling in between. He then cuts the thing in half. How many sandwiches are there?
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The man makes one sandwich (two slices of bread with a filling) and then cuts it in half. He doesn't make two sandwiches - he makes one sandwich and cuts it in half to make two halves of a sandwich.

Had he cut the slices of bread in two and then spread and filled them, he would have made two sandwiches.

Stan :)

PS: The man is obviously profligate as he butters both slices of bread :p .
 
So two identical pairs of objects are both 1 sandwich and 2 sandwiches depending on preparation.

And if you were unaware of the method of preparation....do you take an average? 1.5 sandwiches? :p
 
Dictionary definition is "Two or more slices of bread with a filling". Therefore one sandwich has to comprise of two slices of bread and not two half’s of a slice.

So in conclusion the answer is 1.



My work is done hear.
 
Rich_L said:
So two identical pairs of objects are both 1 sandwich and 2 sandwiches depending on preparation.

And if you were unaware of the method of preparation....do you take an average? 1.5 sandwiches? :p
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I really don't think there is a definitive answer as the same half a sarnie will be seen as a whole sarnie depending on the circumstances

If I got 2 slices of bread , buttered them both ( cos I'm a piggy :p ) put a slice of ham on one side , placed the other slice of bread on top and cut it in half .. I would deem I had one sarnie on my plate

If however someone else had made the sarnie and then offered me one triangle , I would say that person gave me a sanrnie .. I wouldn't describe it as half a sarnie

There really is no right or wrong answer
 
No wait you can, <looks again at defintion> technically you can slice a slice.

But the important thing to remember is that i'm right, whatever the answer. :D

Which is now 2 :D
 
2 sandwiches!

If you cut something like a human in half you won't get 2 identical halves. If you do it will become plural.

Another example, if you make 2 sandwhiches seperate and put them together, does it make one sandwich? No. Its still exactly the same thing.
 
Is it wrong for me to be sitting here shouting abuse at my monitor because of some of the replies in this thread?
 
I've been to see a Medium who has been contacting the Earl Of Sandwich for some answers.
She asked him "When you invented your sandwich which was 2 slices of bread with a filling, how big were the slices of bread and would they be less of a sandwich if they were smaller?".
His reply was "How should I know, I was No swearing at the time".

Sorry I can't be more helpful.
 
Piggymon said:
If I got 2 slices of bread , buttered them both ( cos I'm a piggy :p )
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:eek:

Wastrel!!!! :p

Piggymon said:
There really is no right or wrong answer
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You're right, of course - but it's more fun to argue about it than to reach a consensus of opinion ;)

Stan :)
 
The only way to multiply the number of sandwiches you have is to make another. Not slice one in half and declare it as two.
 
Bigstan said:
The thread seems to have wandered off into a discussion as to what constitutes a sandwich.

As we have already ascertained, a sandwich consists of two slices of bread which contain a filling. The quantities of the constituent parts are irrelevant.

The man makes one sandwich (two slices of bread with a filling) and then cuts it in half. He doesn't make two sandwiches - he makes one sandwich and cuts it in half to make two halves of a sandwich.

Had he cut the slices of bread in two and then spread and filled them, he would have made two sandwiches.
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Spot on but this was already pointed out around page 10 two days ago.
 
technically slicing a slice leaves you with two slices, the development stages for a new sandwitch :D , not half a sandwich ;)

numpties ;)
 
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