How to avoid getting food in your beard!

[D5T]

because I intend to trade in my Ducati 748 to get a low rider

You're doing what? Really?

 

[Explicit]

Use a blender for your food add a little water, to make it slushy, then get a glass and a straw

And ingest through the nose.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Shave.

Trim.

Wax.

Mustard.

 

[gillywibble]

I thought you were a woman.

 

[agnes]

You're doing what? Really?

After a debate and sitting/test riding my mates at lunch, that is no longer going to happen lol, nasty things.

ags

 

[EvilOne]

Whats with all the beard hate

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Oh, growing it because I intend to trade in my Ducati 748 to get a low rider next year so want a beard to go with the open helmet

ags

You'll be on to the leather chaps and metal spiked leather jockstrap next.

 

[agnes]

You'll be on to the leather chaps and metal spiked leather jockstrap next.

Hahahahaha! Hell no! I once wore skinny jeans and that was too far, so leather chaps is never going to happen lol

ags

 

[Greenlizard0]

Oh, growing it because I intend to trade in my Ducati 748 to get a low rider next year so want a beard to go with the open helmet

ags

How slow does it grow?

Shave.

Aye

Trim, then shave!

Yeap..

Get a small carrier bag, hook the handles over your ears et voila! You will now be the proud owner a handy beard cover and you can dribble and eat messily to your hearts content.

PK!

This is so unusual people would instantly be amazed at the new Beard Bag (TM), you could help finance it by selling out advertising space.

E.g. Beard Bag (TM) with Dominos on the front.

 

[grudas]

Shave.

 

[Helium_Junkie]

Learn to eat with your mouth instead of your chin?

I have a beard (full on beard, not scraggly crap cos my dad yada yada manly blah) but I somehow manage to put the food in my mouth... weird!

But I guess your beard is just more manly than mine.

 

[alex24]

Shave.

Free yourself of the face pubes.

 

[WARHURYEAH]

Shave.