How to kill this?

HeX said:
A friend of mine in Australia was cutting a tree down in his yard, as it started to shake with the sawing about 15 plate sized Huntsmen dropped out of the tree onto him... he informs me he's never stripped naked while running and jumping into his pool so fast in his life :D
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That literally sounds like hell, least he knows to just burn the trees down in future.
 
simulatorman said:
Because they’re a bunch of spider fearing sissies. :D
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Spiders and wasps both need extinction from the nuclear cleansing fire. Soon. I've been bitten by a spider and stung by a wasp and now fear them with due respect. They should still die though!
 
I've had a wasp try to sting me whilst drying the clothes. It somehow landed in the basket, and everytime I pegged a clothe to dry I shook it first.

Picked up shirt, wafted it in the air, out came a ****ed off angry wasp that started darting at me for the sting.

I reacted automatically, I PUNCHED IT! It flew back staggered, and charged at me again. So I punched the damn ***** again. This happened 3 or 4 times until the silly little wasp realized that stinging me would have been a waste of its life, and then it flew away :D

I gots no stingings ever :)
 
Jesus christ that one in the corner with the babies, omfg horrible!

Other night I was at at my PC doing some Uni work, and I saw something big and black run across my carpet from under my bed. I thought it was a mouse (I live in a student house, we have mice occasionally), but turns out it was a spider exactly the same as the OP's, bout 3 inches probs abit bigger. As soon as it saw me it ran straight back under my bed. I spent the next half an hour slowly pulling everything from under my bed trying to find the *******, knowing I would not be able to sleep if it was still alive in my room.

With my room a mess and my bed slightly dismantled, I still couldn't find the b******d. I was laying on my belly shining a torch under the bed, when I realized it was peeking around the bed leg a few inches infront of my bed. I leapt up and it bolted straight for my PC. At this point I was getting serious, and grabbed a circus quality juggling skittle and utterly annihilated the b*****d.

Feeling emotional drained and tired, I had just plucked up enough courage to pick it's remains up to flush, when my phone went off, vibrating in my pocket causing me to scream like a girl.

Ok this was longer than intended. That is all.

OH MY GOD:
 
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bhavv said:
I've had a wasp try to sting me whilst drying the clothes. It somehow landed in the basket, and everytime I pegged a clothe to dry I shook it first.

Picked up shirt, wafted it in the air, out came a ****ed off angry wasp that started darting at me for the sting.

I reacted automatically, I PUNCHED IT! It flew back staggered, and charged at me again. So I punched the damn ***** again. This happened 3 or 4 times until the silly little wasp realized that stinging me would have been a waste of its life, and then it flew away :D

I gots no stingings ever :)
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You have to give it props that a minuscular insect managed to survive 3-4 punches from a grown man. I mean, I don't think I could survive 3-4 punches from someone 1000 bigger then me O_o, shows how freaking resilient the little things are.
 
A spider about an inch across ran over my desk yesterday while i was sat at it. After i cleaned my pants i tried to catch it but the quick little bugger ran under my bed and disapeared.

Sleep didnt happen.
 
g0th2000 said:
With an anti-spider spider:

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Ah yeah, I got over my phobia for a few years and accepted the 'daddy long legs' type of spider, had loads and they would breed, I felt like a god parent, would see them carrying the eggs in their mouth..Got lots of photos somewhere, me n the family :p. Still hated the fast hunting type though..

Anyway yeah point is i've seen daddy long legs catching and eating spiders way bigger than themselves, which is odd to think of considering how thin and dangly they are, they don't look fast, compared to the hunting spiders like the one the OP posted a pic of, which are very fast..

Heres a photo..


And considering i've found my spider folder.. heres a mummy.. with possibly a daddy...



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:D
Oh sorry i'm enjoying this too much



Yeah I used to live next to a school field and many bushes..

David
 
'Wes said:
^I hate you.
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:p Face your fears it works... for some spiders anyway. I think its the movement that causes most fear/phobias for people. The hunting housespiders tend to run and thats what I find scary, however the daddy long legs are more of a web weaving spider that sit around and move rather slowly so I managed to get over my fear of those really easily..

You knew what this thread was going to contain, cmon. ;)

I've got some more photos if you want to see?

David
 
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