How to kill this?

Why do you need to kill it? Just get a pint glass and a piece of cardboard, then quickly put the glass over the top of the beastie, slide the piece of cardboard underneath the glass and take it outside.
 
tom91x91 said:
ive got 2 large pet spiders i sometimes let them crawl all over my balls, feels good man.
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You are a ****ing freak! hahaha

I'd have no REAL problems with spiders but for the fact there are some nasty ones around (come with some fruit etc), so I'm paranoid of a ****ing thing biting me.

:o
 
Ewaf said:
Jesus christ that one in the corner with the babies, omfg horrible!

Other night I was at at my PC doing some Uni work, and I saw something big and black run across my carpet from under my bed. I thought it was a mouse (I live in a student house, we have mice occasionally), but turns out it was a spider exactly the same as the OP's, bout 3 inches probs abit bigger. As soon as it saw me it ran straight back under my bed. I spent the next half an hour slowly pulling everything from under my bed trying to find the *******, knowing I would not be able to sleep if it was still alive in my room.

With my room a mess and my bed slightly dismantled, I still couldn't find the *******. I was laying on my belly shining a torch under the bed, when I realized it was peeking around the bed leg a few inches infront of my bed. I leapt up and it bolted straight for my PC. At this point I was getting serious, and grabbed a circus quality juggling skittle and utterly annihilated the *******.

Feeling emotional drained and tired, I had just plucked up enough courage to pick it's remains up to flush, when my phone went off, vibrating in my pocket causing me to scream like a girl.

Ok this was longer than intended. That is all.

OH MY GOD:
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Imaging seeing that as you look up from your bed in the morning!

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surely theres nothing in this country that can hurt you? And the poor things are far more scared of you than you are of it. If i lived in Australia though it would be a different story :)
 
tom91x91 said:
surely theres nothing in this country that can hurt you? And the poor things are far more scared of you than you are of it. If i lived in Australia though it would be a different story :)
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Spiders are to humans what mice are to elephants!

There is no possible cure or treatment for arachnaphobia, when it comes to spiders, most humans (like me) will be pansy cowardly feared little girls forever :(
 
bhavv said:
Spiders are to humans what mice are to elephants!

There is no possible cure or treatment for arachnaphobia, when it comes to spiders, most humans (like me) will be pansy cowardly feared little girls forever :(
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Every time you see a spider in the house make it your business to catch it and put it outside. I hate spiders but slowly getting more used to them if I make myself get close to them. :)
 
RKO said:
Every time you see a spider in the house make it your business to catch it and put it outside. I hate spiders but slowly getting more used to them if I make myself get close to them. :)
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No. Shoe slap the spider, or vacumm it.

Job done.
 
tom91x91 said:
surely theres nothing in this country that can hurt you? And the poor things are far more scared of you than you are of it. If i lived in Australia though it would be a different story :)
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False widows can bite, obviously its venom isnt deadly, but if you are allergic then it could be bad...but thats the same for anything a bee sting can be fatal if you are allergic to it

Woodlouse spiders can give a nip as well :)

Apart from those 2, spider wise, i think we are ok, but then again it only takes someone to keep spiders and one escape then you coul dhave a very nasty spider wandering around :p Id be terrified if i found one of mine had gone walkies ><
 
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