Poll: How tough are YOU?

What is the biggest animal you could beat in a bare-hand fight?

  • No thanks, I'm a vegan

    Votes: 5 2.9%
  • A slug

    Votes: 22 12.9%
  • A ferret

    Votes: 11 6.5%
  • A one eyed feral tomcat with a missing ear

    Votes: 18 10.6%
  • A Golden Retriever

    Votes: 48 28.2%
  • A prize pig

    Votes: 31 18.2%
  • A Jersey cow

    Votes: 14 8.2%
  • A leopard

    Votes: 7 4.1%
  • A bear (NOT a panda, and koalas are NOT true bears)

    Votes: 4 2.4%
  • A OMG Bully XL!

    Votes: 10 5.9%

  • Total voters
    170
Soldato
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In all seriousness, I try not to lose my temper. I have an extremely high patience threshold.

I don't like me when I'm angry.

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Soldato
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Depends, if i can sneak up behind it and get a rear naked choke then i fancy my chances. Or i would get mauled to death trying
 
Caporegime
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Just LOL if you don't have Horizon Forbidden West on Story Mode with every single aid turned on and still flinch when you have to make a difficult decision because why can't we all be friends or neighbours, maybe even lovers?

That's how tough I am.
 
Soldato
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I'd rather take on a bear than a leopard.
It's not so much about the size, as different animals require different fighting techniques. More about how smart you are than 'ard.
 
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I eat Toblerone with the points upwards and only cry a little.

I voted cow, I've watched Cars and I know if I sneak up on them in the dark and make a loud noise (possibly curry and beer induced) they just fall over EZPZ. All of my other hunting tips come from a Mr Wile E Coyote.
 
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