How would you chat up a waitress?

I chatted up a bar maid inadvertantly on a night out when I was completely ******, she thought I asked her to come out with me after she finished work and I replied "not tonight tubby".
She didn't speak to me or serve me after that :(

So just get drunk and chat to her, also don't call her tubby at the end.
 
A few years back my mate was convinced that a waitress fancied him because of the way she put his plate infront of him. We took the micheal out of him for ages for that!

PK!
 
Well, at my last job a guy that liked me wrote me a really sweet note with his phone number on it because he was too shy to speak to me. I suggest you don't do this!

Just be yourself, make conversation and just ask. There's never any harm in asking!

Good Luck :)
 
Well, at my last job a guy that liked me wrote me a really sweet note with his phone number on it because he was too shy to speak to me. I suggest you don't do this!

Just be yourself, make conversation and just ask. There's never any harm in asking!

Good Luck :)

Haha, the way you built that up I thought it went well for the guy.
 
Haha, the way you built that up I thought it went well for the guy.

Would never have happened! If we went on a date we'd be sitting in silence all night. He used to come in almost every day and was to shy to even say hello to me on occasions. I also wasn't single...I never actually saw him again after I told him "no"....hmmmm :eek:
 
Seriously though, forget all the damn pickup methods etc. Go to the damn establishment, not to eat/drink or anything. Request to speak to her at the desk/bar, and ask her out. Right there. Act like you have some balls.

I like that, definatly go with this. You need guts though! She may have a boyfriend, so get ready for that possible outcome
 
*Adds lord splodge to the sex offenders register*

OMG Tefal is the Government.

:eek::eek::eek:

You can't say that!

Burnsy

Not sure you can still pay her that compliment... :p

Seriously. She didn't look 14 and she certainley didn't have your average 14 year olds rack.

Let's make one thing clear. I did not have sexual relations with this woman.

The point is that being natural works. Sure you get rejected but it is better than cheesy chat up lines.
 
When you're deciding what to say, think about how it would sound if you were saying it to another guy. If it would sound gay, it's probably going to make you sound sleazy when you say it to her.
 
I always flirt with the waitresses. But its usually in greasy spoons so, yeah, probably different. I get responses like "you dirty bugger you" or "you been on the scrumpy my lover" to over exagerate.
Just ask her out for a drink some time mate, best way.
 
Oh god. :rolleyes:

You can't teach being good with women. I'm sorry, but it's all psychological. If you walk up to them thinking you're going to fail, you probably will. I know as I was (and probably still am) like this, and I was doomed to failure before I opened my mouth. :(

Believe in yourself BlackDragon. Just ask her if she'd like to go for a drink or something. As I said, what's the worst that could happen? Certainly no worse than if you don't ask at all.

/End thread
 
Look just tell her the truth.

Tell her you call yourself the BlackDragon from an online computer overclocking forum and after posting a thread about what to do you decided to just tell the truth ... if she doesn't fall at your feet begging then she aint the one for you ;)

Edit: oh and don't forget to tell her your system specs and post count
 
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Find her full name out, stalk her on facebook/myspace/bebo/faceparty whatever site she is on, then talk to her about your "favourite" stuff that happens to be exactly what she has listed on her profile page.

The modern dating game...easy :p

Alternatively stalk her wallposts and see what club she is going to and bump into her there ;)

Im thinking of writing a book :p
 
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