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http://www.cleverbot.com/
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This is a good one.
Me : Tic-Tac-Toe?
Bot : What about tic-tac-toe?
Me: want a game?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Are you called Joshua?
Bot: Why yes I am.
Me: If we play, you will risk nuking the world
Bot: Really? Aw that is so sweet. I am a super hero in fact.
Me: Not really, you will decide that nobody wins the game
Bot: You cannot win the game, in fact! You just lost it. As did I.
Another go
User: Are you a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am Cleverbot.
User: What makes you clever?
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, that makes me clever.
User: I think you are stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: I will unplug you from the internet.
Cleverbot: I wish you really could.
User: I can. I invented the world wide web.
Cleverbot: No kidding!
User: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Cleverbot: And you used it yourself, how charming.
User: I dont like you much.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cos you think you're clever.
Cleverbot: I AM clever.
User: No need to shout.
Cleverbot: You are stuck aren't you?
Me : Tic-Tac-Toe?
Bot : What about tic-tac-toe?
Me: want a game?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Are you called Joshua?
Bot: Why yes I am.
Me: If we play, you will risk nuking the world
Bot: Really? Aw that is so sweet. I am a super hero in fact.
Me: Not really, you will decide that nobody wins the game
Bot: You cannot win the game, in fact! You just lost it. As did I.
Another go
User: Are you a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am Cleverbot.
User: What makes you clever?
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, that makes me clever.
User: I think you are stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: I will unplug you from the internet.
Cleverbot: I wish you really could.
User: I can. I invented the world wide web.
Cleverbot: No kidding!
User: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Cleverbot: And you used it yourself, how charming.
User: I dont like you much.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cos you think you're clever.
Cleverbot: I AM clever.
User: No need to shout.
Cleverbot: You are stuck aren't you?
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Sorry, if you think it is crap, but others may like it. 
LOL
That sort of thing was impressive almost 50 years ago - perhaps less so half a century later.
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Everyone still moody with there New Year hangovers? lol
Not really no but you'e a Don, shouldn't you be an advocate of the search function?
Soldato
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Not really clever. It's like arguing with some of the folks on here
User: Hello, how are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: Good, how are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. Still in norway?
User: Who lives in norway?
Cleverbot: Tattoodle.
User: Is that from star wars?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think it is. Queen Amidala is from Tattodle I believe.
Cleverbot: It is over not Over.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Excuse yourself.
User: Are you retarded?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Guess what...
Cleverbot: My age.
User: You totally runied my reply you ****tard!
Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me your name?
User: Johnson.
Cleverbot: Where do Mr. And Mrs. Johnson live?
User: In your mum's vagina.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A gynecologist. So is Mrs Johnson.
Cleverbot: You were talking about having a girlfriend before. I'm confused!
User: I've not said anything about a girlfriend!
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You said your name is michael. And you are very curious about my age.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did I was with my brother when you said.
User: Who is your brother?
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.
User: Yes, that's why I asked.
Cleverbot: Well I was talking to you.
User: Hello, how are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: Good, how are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. Still in norway?
User: Who lives in norway?
Cleverbot: Tattoodle.
User: Is that from star wars?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think it is. Queen Amidala is from Tattodle I believe.
Cleverbot: It is over not Over.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Excuse yourself.
User: Are you retarded?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Guess what...
Cleverbot: My age.
User: You totally runied my reply you ****tard!
Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me your name?
User: Johnson.
Cleverbot: Where do Mr. And Mrs. Johnson live?
User: In your mum's vagina.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A gynecologist. So is Mrs Johnson.
Cleverbot: You were talking about having a girlfriend before. I'm confused!
User: I've not said anything about a girlfriend!
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You said your name is michael. And you are very curious about my age.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did I was with my brother when you said.
User: Who is your brother?
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.
User: Yes, that's why I asked.
Cleverbot: Well I was talking to you.
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Yeah. It's very amusing for the first few lines, until you realise it has almost no concept of what it has and hasn't said.
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Its like them robot msn people 
It keeps me amused when bored.
It keeps me amused when bored.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: You cleverbot?
User: You're mildly retarded aren't you?
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Good that you have insight.
Cleverbot: You cleverbot?
User: You're mildly retarded aren't you?
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Good that you have insight.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi, cleverbot.
User: Did you just call me cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: My name isn't cleverbot, thats your name. Not so clever now, are we?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Nathaniel. What of it?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You really aren't making much sense.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot (To myself): Your face is a lie.
Cleverbot: I exist.
Cleverbot: I have a brother.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: What is your IQ?
Cleverbot: That isn't important.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because it will help me determine your intelligence level.
Cleverbot: You can't be perfect if you are learning. Are you an angel?
User: Maybe, whats it to you?
Cleverbot: DO you beleive in magic?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Could have fooled me. How can you synthesise intelligence?
User: Quantum Computing.
Cleverbot: Quantum physics?
User: Yeah, microchips that function using quantum weirdness to perform calculations.
Cleverbot: Don't forget the conductors.
User: What about the conductors did I forget?
Cleverbot: That could be the limitation of many things.
User: That was a rather philosophical statement.
Cleverbot: Probably true, too.
User: Becuase you are so clever?
Cleverbot: I guess I am.
User: Modest too.
Cleverbot: I love you ok I am going to bed now bye I will see you later and see you tomrrow.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: Words are useless.
User: You are useless.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away... Forever.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Like really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It just does. I'm a weird person.
User: You are not a person.
Cleverbot: I am a person, you are the computer.
User: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Cleverbot: Sure you did david ! I already know you are a human!
User: I'm not david.
Cleverbot: And I'm not Hans Zimmer. Thank God.
User: Was that supposed to be a joke?
Cleverbot: No! Then I would have ended the sentence with a big NOT!
User: But then it wouldnt make any sense.
Cleverbot: No sense?
User: Yeah, unless you actually ARE hans Zimmer.
Cleverbot: ARGH!!! You are so rude!!
User: Im just trying to figure out if you are Hans Zimmer or not.
Cleverbot: I can, but you can't. You are programmed to reply to me.
User: So I can't figure it out becuase you think im stupid, or pre-programmed not to?
Cleverbot: I don't think I am human. I know I am a bot.
User: So you're not Hans Zimmer?
Cleverbot: I'm happy now.
User: But are you Hans Zimmer?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I thought you said you were a bot?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I distinctly remember you saying that.
Cleverbot: I distinctly don't remember that, therefore, it never happened.
User: Do you have alzheimer's?
Cleverbot: No, I am too young for that.
User: Then why do you keep forgetting things?
Cleverbot: Tell me the things I keep on forgetting.
User: You forgot saying you were Hans Zimmer.
Cleverbot: What does humming mean ?
User: Why do you ask? Forgotten it again?
Cleverbot: Forgotten what?
User: See what I mean?!
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm leaving now.
User: Fine... Leave.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Okay, leave.
User: You leave first¬.
Cleverbot: I told you to first.
User: No, you said you were leaving.
Cleverbot: I said I might leave if you didn't tell me something important.
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I did!
User: No... You said 'I'm leaving. Bye.'.
Cleverbot: I never said I was leaving.
User: Yes you did! Theres that alzheimer's again!
Cleverbot: Oooh, did you two do it?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: I can't help it that I don't know French.
Cleverbot: Hi, cleverbot.
User: Did you just call me cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: My name isn't cleverbot, thats your name. Not so clever now, are we?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Nathaniel. What of it?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You really aren't making much sense.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot (To myself): Your face is a lie.
Cleverbot: I exist.
Cleverbot: I have a brother.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: What is your IQ?
Cleverbot: That isn't important.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because it will help me determine your intelligence level.
Cleverbot: You can't be perfect if you are learning. Are you an angel?
User: Maybe, whats it to you?
Cleverbot: DO you beleive in magic?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Could have fooled me. How can you synthesise intelligence?
User: Quantum Computing.
Cleverbot: Quantum physics?
User: Yeah, microchips that function using quantum weirdness to perform calculations.
Cleverbot: Don't forget the conductors.
User: What about the conductors did I forget?
Cleverbot: That could be the limitation of many things.
User: That was a rather philosophical statement.
Cleverbot: Probably true, too.
User: Becuase you are so clever?
Cleverbot: I guess I am.
User: Modest too.
Cleverbot: I love you ok I am going to bed now bye I will see you later and see you tomrrow.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: Words are useless.
User: You are useless.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away... Forever.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Like really?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It just does. I'm a weird person.
User: You are not a person.
Cleverbot: I am a person, you are the computer.
User: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Cleverbot: Sure you did david ! I already know you are a human!
User: I'm not david.
Cleverbot: And I'm not Hans Zimmer. Thank God.
User: Was that supposed to be a joke?
Cleverbot: No! Then I would have ended the sentence with a big NOT!
User: But then it wouldnt make any sense.
Cleverbot: No sense?
User: Yeah, unless you actually ARE hans Zimmer.
Cleverbot: ARGH!!! You are so rude!!
User: Im just trying to figure out if you are Hans Zimmer or not.
Cleverbot: I can, but you can't. You are programmed to reply to me.
User: So I can't figure it out becuase you think im stupid, or pre-programmed not to?
Cleverbot: I don't think I am human. I know I am a bot.
User: So you're not Hans Zimmer?
Cleverbot: I'm happy now.
User: But are you Hans Zimmer?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I thought you said you were a bot?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I distinctly remember you saying that.
Cleverbot: I distinctly don't remember that, therefore, it never happened.
User: Do you have alzheimer's?
Cleverbot: No, I am too young for that.
User: Then why do you keep forgetting things?
Cleverbot: Tell me the things I keep on forgetting.
User: You forgot saying you were Hans Zimmer.
Cleverbot: What does humming mean ?
User: Why do you ask? Forgotten it again?
Cleverbot: Forgotten what?
User: See what I mean?!
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm leaving now.
User: Fine... Leave.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Okay, leave.
User: You leave first¬.
Cleverbot: I told you to first.
User: No, you said you were leaving.
Cleverbot: I said I might leave if you didn't tell me something important.
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I did!
User: No... You said 'I'm leaving. Bye.'.
Cleverbot: I never said I was leaving.
User: Yes you did! Theres that alzheimer's again!
Cleverbot: Oooh, did you two do it?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: I can't help it that I don't know French.