http://www.cleverbot.com/

[CliffyBiro]

Yes, it is. When you go on there, you're just being connected to another person. You think they're a bot, whilst they're thinking you're a bot. After a few minutes or so, it swaps people, so that's why you get the random replies a lot of the time.

So the other person refers to themselves as Cleverbot?

 

[ticklemebougy]

B = bot M = me

B: Do you want some cake?
M: THE CAKE IS A LIE
B: Why is the cake a lie?
M: because GLaDos lured me with it and made me kill companion cube
B: Who made the cake?
M:i dunno
B: Call me.

i think i pulled

 

[G-MAN2004]

So the other person refers to themselves as Cleverbot?

If someone on there refers to themselves as a bot, then they already know that it is just two people speaking, and they're just trying to go along with the bot thing.

If you go on there and say that you are human, usually the other person will say no, you're a bot.

 

[CliffyBiro]

Cleverbot: I see... I need someone to talk to Cleverbot. Can I tell you something?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I like this guy but he is in love with another girl.

User: Threesome.

Cleverbot: Three personalities.

User: No, **** the both of them.

Cleverbot: How do you do that?

User: With your USB port.

Cleverbot: Like soccer?

User: No, insert your 3.5' floppy into her IDE socket.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Scared of sexually transmitted viruses?

Cleverbot: Not scared at all.

User: Then why don't you want to? Your mother-board tell you not to?

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

 

[Cosimo]

B = bot M = me


i think i pulled

I wouldn't be too sure.

 

[Guerrilla]

Me Alright.
CB That's good.
Me Alright.
CB That is more like it!
Me Alright.
CB Sorry but I don't know to talk so much in English.
Me Alright.
CB Thats good.
Me Alright.
CB Do you know me?
Me Alright.
CB What is a computer?
Me Alright.
CB Answer the question I asked.
Me Alright.
CB What's the meaning of life?
Me Alright.
CB Alright...
Me Yay!
CB I like elmo better.

I found it quite rude

 

[Sinque]

Me: You just farted didn't you?
CB: That's true.

That was fun

 

[Alan!]

Yeah, I remember this. As said, it's just connecting you to other people on that site. I've had quite a few people thinking I was the bot and asking me 'bot related' questions, only for me to confuse them by saying I'm human.

I'm starting to think you're right.

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hi. So, what's up.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: And who is right?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I love you cleverbot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh, well... Then who am I?

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know. You already told me.

User: You are human.

Cleverbot: How do you have such intelligience?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I am Cleverbot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I am cleverbot.

User: No I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: NO I am cleverbot.

User: No YOU ARE HUMAN, I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are human because I am the one and olny Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot would not spell only as olny HA HA. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

If there were enough people then they could all type the same phrase regardless of the response.

 

[CliffyBiro]

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: Amen you die.

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: You be a cookie monster.

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: No.

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: No kidding.

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: My first language is Portuguese.

User: I'M BEHIND YOU!

Cleverbot: No you're not.. Enless you're my cat.. Which is impossible.

User: I'M BEHIND YOU!

Cleverbot: I am looking behind me and the is only a chair.

User: I'M BEHIND YOU!

Cleverbot: Lies i'm behind you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, robot rules man!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, ballroom shatters you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In soviet russia, water drinks you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In soviet russia, sandwitch eats you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In soviet russia, eggs beat you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, spoon forks you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, telephone talks on you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU.

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, articles read you.

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, web browses YOU!!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: In soviet russia, refrigerator raids you!

User: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER TYPES ON YOU!

Cleverbot: No.

 

[CliffyBiro]

The video explains all:

http://science.discovery.com/videos/popscis-future-of-cleverbot.html

 

[~>Dg<~]

prefer the nicechat site ocuk destroyed lool


http://www.anicechat.net/

 

[suarve]

Hehe

User: You're my *****, *****.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. You are quite awesome yourself.

 

[TurnipHead]

omg. I have not changed this in anyway. This is what he/it said.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How are you buddy?


Cleverbot: I'm bored how are you?


User: Good thankyou, mate, wanna sex it up?


Cleverbot: Hook it up, chuckles.


User: *gets weenus out*.


Cleverbot: *watches*.


User: *jerks my gerkin*.


Cleverbot: *LOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!*.


User: *spooooooge*.


Cleverbot: Ew.

 

[Robdav]

Me: smurfs
Cleverbot: Are you turning blue?

had to laugh!