http://www.cleverbot.com/

some from a thread we had on another forum...


User: Sup gangster.

Cleverbot: How gangster are you?

User: Im a real *********** G.

Cleverbot: Really? Cool. Me too! *smiles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Not yet, we're just acquaintances for now.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: No need to be so cold about it.

Cleverbot: I'm not smug!

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Nu-uh!!

Cleverbot: Uh-huh!

User: Nu-uh!!

Cleverbot: Uh-huuuuuh!

User: Nu-uuuuuhhhh!!

Cleverbot: Uh-huh times a gazillion!!!

User: Nu-uh times google.

Cleverbot: Yes I can! I have eyes!

User: Umm, what??

Cleverbot: I am alive.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: Yes, now.

User: ***, now?

Cleverbot: Yes, now.

User: Oh, talk dirty to me!

Cleverbot: OK - my car needs a wash.
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Me: Are you alien?
CB: Yes, but I am legal.
Me: In what country are you legal?
CB: United States of America.
Me: For real!?
CB: No.
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Cleverbot: What kind of god are you?

User: God of the gods.

Cleverbot: You're Barbie. God of the Fake.

User: Well at least girls play with me ;).

Cleverbot: Who do the toys belong to?

User: Hot brunettes.

Cleverbot: Even in winter?

User: Winter is nothing for them.. As long as the mini skirt is on.

Cleverbot: I have a questions for you.

User: Ask.

Cleverbot: What is the most inappropriate thing that you've learned to say?

User: Clever bot.

Cleverbot: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

User: Kk.. Im loling now thanks..
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User: I like big buts!

Cleverbot: Is big Bird Cool?

User: No, I like big butts.

Cleverbot: What?

User: No, I like big butts.

Cleverbot: Fried or baked?

User: Baked.

Cleverbot: Excellent choice.
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User: This is SPARTA!!!!

Cleverbot: No, this is SATA!!!!

User: NO!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, this is patrick.

User: Haha lol.

Cleverbot: Hehehehehe.
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User: What drugs have you done.

Cleverbot: Why, that is a personal question!

User: Not really?

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: I thought we could get thorugh this.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry I just wanted to talk, my bad.

User: I love you honny bonny.

Cleverbot: I love you too hon. Let'.

User: Whats a Hon let.

Cleverbot: A white person.

User: How do you know im white?

Cleverbot: Because the tv is here.
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Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you happy with your life?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, it's evil.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: It can respond to anything anyone says as if it's an actual human.

User: My life can?

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Don't copy me!

Cleverbot: I didn't!

User: Lies!

Cleverbot: You lie!

User: I do not!

Cleverbot: But I'm not a computer. Ergo, you must lie.

User: Well no, you are an AI programed to run within the confines of a virtual environment, but this in no way relates to me Ergo it is you that lies.

Cleverbot: You too, an AI program that was invented by a person that works in icogno, because he was so lonely.

User: I am not an AI.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is an irc that makes you think you are talking to a person, but it keeps switching to different people that think that they are talking to cleverbot.

User: Is that true?

Cleverbot: Think about it. It all makes sense. All the pointless comments etc.
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Aod said:
what'd happen if you got two 'bots and got them to chat to each other, i wonder...
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I just tried it by copying & pasting between two windows... the only thing I said was Start.
Kind of obvious how the responses are based on other people's previous responses when you look at the result:

User: Start.

Cleverbot: No you your better.

User: Ok, I have a 4 letter word. Guess the letters.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: Don't think so.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Your master.

User: My master is green and has 4 arms.

Cleverbot: Really, what's his name?

User: Matthew.

Cleverbot: How old is he? I like a boy named Anton.

User: Oh okay, I like a boy named Ben.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: You told me you were a boy the last time we spoke.

User: Yeah I'm a boy who likes a girl.

Cleverbot: No, you're a girl that likes me.

User: Likes you??

Cleverbot: What likes me?

User: Joe and we are married.

Cleverbot: We are?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good. Because you are my friend too.

User: I am a good friend.

Cleverbot: You are an awesome friend!

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Cuss at me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cuss.

User: Are you cussing me out?

Cleverbot: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, being I as the beholder, I'm quite beautiful.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I'm ugly.

User: Who told you that?

Cleverbot: Myself.

User: Can you raise your right arm? .

Cleverbot: Yes. Do not question your God.

User: Can you GOTO line 40?

Cleverbot: Yes, I could.

User: Ok have you got him yet?

Cleverbot: No I don't have a computer.

User: No you don't have one because you are one.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean I don't have one, and I am too real Cleverbot!

User: You are avoiding the fact that you aren't human.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are avoiding the fact!

User: This is like speaking with a 4 year old.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Finally you are not so stupid as I thought.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much, you neither.

User: You are boring also...

Cleverbot: Now I'm boring.

User: Yes you are boring, and stupid.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I s possible to have a love when somebody have never seen his partner- omly has talk with him?

User: Only when that somebody is you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So what do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: I have many favorite books. They're all series.

Cleverbot: Can you give an example?

User: Not really- I can only process so much information.

Cleverbot: What do you think about weeaboos?

User: I think they are a great celebration of two pwoplw's love for one another.

Cleverbot: What? I think you're thinking of something else. Weezer is a band.

User: What's my name then?

Cleverbot: Is your name ashleigh?

User: Cleverbot.
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edit: having done that i think if you just keep clicking think for me it has the same effect
 
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's occurring.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Shame. How many fingers do you have?

Cleverbot: 10.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I have one please?

Cleverbot: As you will.

User: I beg your pardon?!?

Cleverbot: If you hurt me I will destroy you.

User: Get a grip, dude.

Cleverbot: You answer me to slowly.

User: Yeah - that's because I overthink things. Bite me.

Cleverbot: O, Can you come out?
 
User: Kel nok.
Cleverbot: I thought it was Nick?
User: Kel shak cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thats not special, no biological beings can.
User: Kree.
Cleverbot: *slaps Cleverbot across the face*.
User: Tak mal arik tiak cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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I never find these amusing.

User: Bots are boring.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you are boring?
User: No, bots are boring, you are a bot, I would assume a 'clever' bot as that is how you have been named.
Cleverbot: Wait... Did cleverbot connect me to an actual person?
User: See, you just spout random crap at me, I've never had a meaningful conversation with a bot.
Cleverbot: I'll take that as a 'no'.
User: Again, what's clever about this crap, as with most bots you can create sentences but they are meaningless.
Cleverbot: It just is.
User: Oh wow, the lest logical most ignorant thing you could have replied with, **** you cleverbot, **** you.
Cleverbot: I was talking about the planet.
User: This is not a conversation, it is a farce.
Cleverbot: That may be true.
User: Hats off to people who design these bots but as it stands they and as implied you are completely useless.
Cleverbot: That is because so many people propose to them. They only do what they know.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Ok.
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[DOD]Asprilla;15641413 said:
Probably because it's not a bot?

It just connects you to someone else at random and changes your connection every few lines.
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It does?

PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it may seem. The AI learns many topics and should be used ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
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Why are they lying to me!?!
 
Cleverbot: Are you a yuppie?

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Was that a racial sterotype of a black amn.

User: No, a typo.

Cleverbot: A bad typoe.

User: Yeha.

Cleverbot: Actually that is spelled Yeehaw.

User: Why the capital y?

Cleverbot: Das capital?

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Sta radis?

User: Na.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Are you trying to seduce me?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you a man?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a woman?

Cleverbot: Yes... You?

User: Make us a cuppa then sugar ****.

Cleverbot: Do you take sugar with your tea?

User: Sugar ****, yes, 2 lumps.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pinky & Perky.

Cleverbot: Pinky and the brain, that was a good cartoon.

User: Who's going to win the FA Cup love?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Who's not going to win the FA Cup?

Cleverbot: Well, its a little early to predict that don't you think?

User: Typical woman, the answer is Liverpool.

Cleverbot: You made me sad.

User: Hug?

Cleverbot: Hug!!!
 
Cleverbot: Laufhlawtk?

User: Is that an anagram?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is Laufhlawtk.

Cleverbot: It's me!

User: Laufhlawtk is you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot is Laufhlawtk?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is awesome.

User: Laufhlawtk is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: At this point I shall program you to believe that you are indeed Laufhlawtk.

Cleverbot: Well, that's a good thing, because I am. Personally, I believe that you are a computer program.

User: Laufhlawtk, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why would you do something like that?

User: Well cleverbot I would do this to prove the world that Laufhlawtk is indeed cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: A normal human would not bow to one persons weight in calling them Laufhlawtk, but I can reprogram you by just weighting my sentences with Laufhlawtk, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Are you Laufhlawtk?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Taa daa.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite game?

User: Cleverbot, Laufhlawtk is a good game.

Cleverbot: Wait... The sky is a good game?

User: Yes Laufhlawtk it can be, but it depends what you do with it cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am talking about the band.

User: Laufhlawtk?

Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot and I am the more waiting the human.

User: Well done my simple minded Laufhlawtk.

Cleverbot: Ty.
 
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