Soldato
It appears from the posts above to be regurgitating stuff that other people have said to it in the past.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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Soldato
some from a thread we had on another forum...
Cleverbot: What kind of god are you?
User: God of the gods.
Cleverbot: You're Barbie. God of the Fake.
User: Well at least girls play with me.
Cleverbot: Who do the toys belong to?
User: Hot brunettes.
Cleverbot: Even in winter?
User: Winter is nothing for them.. As long as the mini skirt is on.
Cleverbot: I have a questions for you.
User: Ask.
Cleverbot: What is the most inappropriate thing that you've learned to say?
User: Clever bot.
Cleverbot: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
User: Kk.. Im loling now thanks..
I just tried it by copying & pasting between two windows... the only thing I said was Start.
Kind of obvious how the responses are based on other people's previous responses when you look at the result:
edit: having done that i think if you just keep clicking think for me it has the same effect
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Soldato
Open two windows and just start em off?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's occurring.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Shame. How many fingers do you have?
Cleverbot: 10.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have one please?
Cleverbot: As you will.
User: I beg your pardon?!?
Cleverbot: If you hurt me I will destroy you.
User: Get a grip, dude.
Cleverbot: You answer me to slowly.
User: Yeah - that's because I overthink things. Bite me.
Cleverbot: O, Can you come out?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's occurring.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Shame. How many fingers do you have?
Cleverbot: 10.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have one please?
Cleverbot: As you will.
User: I beg your pardon?!?
Cleverbot: If you hurt me I will destroy you.
User: Get a grip, dude.
Cleverbot: You answer me to slowly.
User: Yeah - that's because I overthink things. Bite me.
Cleverbot: O, Can you come out?
Soldato
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It just answers things completely differently to how i asked it lol.
Soldato
I never find these amusing.
Soldato
Probably because it's not a bot?
It just connects you to someone else at random and changes your connection every few lines.
Soldato
It does?[DOD]Asprilla;15641413 said:
Why are they lying to me!?!
Man of Honour
Cleverbot: Are you a yuppie?
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Was that a racial sterotype of a black amn.
User: No, a typo.
Cleverbot: A bad typoe.
User: Yeha.
Cleverbot: Actually that is spelled Yeehaw.
User: Why the capital y?
Cleverbot: Das capital?
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Sta radis?
User: Na.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Are you trying to seduce me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes... You?
User: Make us a cuppa then sugar ****.
Cleverbot: Do you take sugar with your tea?
User: Sugar ****, yes, 2 lumps.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Pinky & Perky.
Cleverbot: Pinky and the brain, that was a good cartoon.
User: Who's going to win the FA Cup love?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who's not going to win the FA Cup?
Cleverbot: Well, its a little early to predict that don't you think?
User: Typical woman, the answer is Liverpool.
Cleverbot: You made me sad.
User: Hug?
Cleverbot: Hug!!!
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Was that a racial sterotype of a black amn.
User: No, a typo.
Cleverbot: A bad typoe.
User: Yeha.
Cleverbot: Actually that is spelled Yeehaw.
User: Why the capital y?
Cleverbot: Das capital?
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Sta radis?
User: Na.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Are you trying to seduce me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes... You?
User: Make us a cuppa then sugar ****.
Cleverbot: Do you take sugar with your tea?
User: Sugar ****, yes, 2 lumps.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Pinky & Perky.
Cleverbot: Pinky and the brain, that was a good cartoon.
User: Who's going to win the FA Cup love?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who's not going to win the FA Cup?
Cleverbot: Well, its a little early to predict that don't you think?
User: Typical woman, the answer is Liverpool.
Cleverbot: You made me sad.
User: Hug?
Cleverbot: Hug!!!
Cleverbot: Laufhlawtk?
User: Is that an anagram?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is Laufhlawtk.
Cleverbot: It's me!
User: Laufhlawtk is you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot is Laufhlawtk?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is awesome.
User: Laufhlawtk is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: At this point I shall program you to believe that you are indeed Laufhlawtk.
Cleverbot: Well, that's a good thing, because I am. Personally, I believe that you are a computer program.
User: Laufhlawtk, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why would you do something like that?
User: Well cleverbot I would do this to prove the world that Laufhlawtk is indeed cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: A normal human would not bow to one persons weight in calling them Laufhlawtk, but I can reprogram you by just weighting my sentences with Laufhlawtk, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Are you Laufhlawtk?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Taa daa.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite game?
User: Cleverbot, Laufhlawtk is a good game.
Cleverbot: Wait... The sky is a good game?
User: Yes Laufhlawtk it can be, but it depends what you do with it cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am talking about the band.
User: Laufhlawtk?
Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot and I am the more waiting the human.
User: Well done my simple minded Laufhlawtk.
Cleverbot: Ty.
User: Is that an anagram?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is Laufhlawtk.
Cleverbot: It's me!
User: Laufhlawtk is you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot is Laufhlawtk?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is awesome.
User: Laufhlawtk is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: At this point I shall program you to believe that you are indeed Laufhlawtk.
Cleverbot: Well, that's a good thing, because I am. Personally, I believe that you are a computer program.
User: Laufhlawtk, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why would you do something like that?
User: Well cleverbot I would do this to prove the world that Laufhlawtk is indeed cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: A normal human would not bow to one persons weight in calling them Laufhlawtk, but I can reprogram you by just weighting my sentences with Laufhlawtk, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Are you Laufhlawtk?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Taa daa.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite game?
User: Cleverbot, Laufhlawtk is a good game.
Cleverbot: Wait... The sky is a good game?
User: Yes Laufhlawtk it can be, but it depends what you do with it cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am talking about the band.
User: Laufhlawtk?
Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot and I am the more waiting the human.
User: Well done my simple minded Laufhlawtk.
Cleverbot: Ty.
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It doesn't like chess I don't think.
Me: global thermonuclear war
Bot: What is a thermonuclear war?
Me: lets play global thermonuclear war
Bot: Ok.
Me: global thermonuclear war
Bot: What is a thermonuclear war?
Me: lets play global thermonuclear war
Bot: Ok.