huh? it's Thursday and i'm not laughing!

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i dont see a thursday joke thread...so im starting it.

An Aussie was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Aussie. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around i! t.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Aussie started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in ! and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear:...

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk".

add to/repeat :)
 
i'd already read that joke when i posted it. and i wasnt laughing. slow day for jokes methinks
 
there once was a boy who was so bright
he traveled faster than the speed of light
he took off one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night
 
William said:
1)I am checking a Bible.

2)Sorry.
Click to expand...

1) Do it! :p

2) you will be :mad: ;)

________

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesnt :D

best.poem.ever
 
A PC joke that does not offend anyone :)

A man of one particular ethnic persuasion and another man of a different particular ethnic persuasion were sitting at a small table outside a white stucco café with a little green awning enjoying the Mediterranean sun and drinking very strong coffee while discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes one man says, "Well, we have the [insert name of famous building of one particular ethnic cultural value]". Arching his eyebrows the other man replies, "But we have the [insert name of famous edifice of another particular ethnic cultural value]." The first man retorts, "We gave birth to advanced [insert name of highbrow academic discipline]." The other, nodding in agreement, says, "Ah, but we built the [this that or the other] Empire." And so on and so forth, backwards and forwards they go until the first man comes up with what he obviously thinks will end the discussion. With a grandiose and confident flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" ... After a short silence the other man thoughtfully but quietly replies, "That IS true!..... But it was us who introduced it to women."
 
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