huh? it's Thursday and i'm not laughing!

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time to post the ones in my hotmail again:

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.

What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to
impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) !
for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure,

"I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he queries...



"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"
 
j00ni said:
I suspect it's jokes like this (which i was told by a critical care doc) that have caused our Intensive Care Unit to be renamed Intensive Treatment Unit (because they don't care). I can remove if people are offended
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to derail somewhat, most people who work in places like that, in my experience, have a wicked sense of humour. just because, if you didnt...you'd kill yourself after a week.
 
Sex in the Dark...
>
>There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
>made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
>Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
>would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
>the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
>lights.
>
>She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
>pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>She went completely ballistic. "You impotent barsteward*," She screamed at
>him,
>"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
>yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy . . . you explain the kids."
 
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"
 
What did one bee to the other bee in summer?


Swarm here isn't it!





Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep

:D
 
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