huh? it's Thursday and i'm not laughing!

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Pebbles said:
there once was a boy who was so bright
he traveled faster than the speed of light
he took off one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night
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lol :D
 
William said:
I would but my errr, 'arabic/middleeastern' copy of photoshop has broken and I don't think MS paint would do it full justice.
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awwww :( what are you doing with an obviously totally legit arab version of paintshop? :p
 
Tru said:
"That's nothing" said Jessie's husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between her buttcheeks that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."
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That was a good one. :)
 
William said:
Ok so it was Joseph, I have however restrained the urge to photoshop Sic's head onto a sunday school activity book.
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ooh, i missed this! im no longer a jesus lookylikey...i have a beard, no more :eek:
 
A great dane, a scotty, and a chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking back a few, when a beautiful bitch walked in.
"Okay, boys," she purred. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whoever can come up with the best proposition, using the words 'cheese' and 'liver'."
The great dane thought a moment, then stated: "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you, too!" He panted and wagged his tail.
The lady just looked away.
The scotty immediately said "I like cheese, and I like liver, AND I like you!" and wagged his tail expectantly.
She ignored him.
Then the chihuahua growled "Liver alone! Cheese with me."
They left together.
 
Pebbles said:
A great dane, a scotty, and a chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking back a few, when a beautiful bitch walked in.
"Okay, boys," she purred. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whoever can come up with the best proposition, using the words 'cheese' and 'liver'."
The great dane thought a moment, then stated: "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you, too!" He panted and wagged his tail.
The lady just looked away.
The scotty immediately said "I like cheese, and I like liver, AND I like you!" and wagged his tail expectantly.
She ignored him.
Then the chihuahua growled "Liver alone! Cheese with me."
They left together.
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groan... :p
 
Sic said:
dude. that's mean :eek:
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I suspect it's jokes like this (which i was told by a critical care doc) that have caused our Intensive Care Unit to be renamed Intensive Treatment Unit (because they don't care). I can remove if people are offended
 
Two women meet at the pearly gates and are discussing how they met their
demise.

"I froze to death" said the first one..."It wasn't too bad, at first I
was very cold and then I just slipped into unconsciousness before
feeling warm again and enveloped by death."

"I had a heart attack" said the second one. "I was so convinced that my
husband was having an affair that I came home early to catch him, but
ended up running round the house like a mad woman from room to room
until I got so frustrated at not finding anyone that I had a heart
attack and died."


First woman "You should have looked in the freezer"
 
j00ni said:
I sif people are offended
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You're only allowed to be offended if it's a joke about piddlyfillya.

Otherwise, it's PC-Pandering nonsense.







This post bought to you by the numbers 6, 9 and the letters Won't-Somebody-Please-Think-Of-The-Children™.
 
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