Human v Chimp fight

sHo0sH said:
Surely the mountain would stand a chance
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafþór_Júlíus_Björnsson

Twice the size of a chimp and twice the strength at least of the average human .
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Ayahuasca said:
Can’t wipe his own arse though.
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Yeah I feel he just wouldn’t have the speed or agility to really take advantage of his size. The chimp would be behind him and on top of him in no time.

Even with his strength, I don’t think he could pull a humans hand off like a chimp could though.
 
Megahurtz400 said:
Yeah I feel he just wouldn’t have the speed or agility to really take advantage of his size. The chimp would be behind him and on top of him in no time.

Even with his strength, I don’t think he could pull a humans hand off like a chimp could though.
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From what I've learned in this thread, ultimately it all comes down to how well he can protect his balls, doesn't it? Is he allowed a metal cup or something?

:p
 
wolfie138 said:
alright, this thread's getting silly. time to drag it back to serious scientific debate. this, i believe is David Attendorough's latest.
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This video completely ignores tactical considerations. Most of the Spartans are just standing there. Surely they'd try to encircle the enemy and attack from all sides, thereby compressing most of the dinosaurs into the centre where they would be effectively helpless
 
FoxEye said:
From what I've learned in this thread, ultimately it all comes down to how well he can protect his balls, doesn't it? Is he allowed a metal cup or something?

:p
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That’s where the chimp is going first :p

But even if he could defend that the chimp would be biting fingers clean off, pulling of his face and ears etc.

No appendage is safe.

Still nothing in this thread that has changed my mind. There is not a single way an unarmed human would win against a fully grown healthy chimp.
 
Megahurtz400 said:
Still nothing in this thread that has changed my mind. There is not a single way an unarmed human would win against a fully grown healthy chimp.
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Despite posting facts showing a Chimps skull isn't as thick as a man, they're half the size and weaker than a strong adult male, you're still convinced that it's ability to bite means it's physically impossible for even the best human fighter to overcome a Chimp. And seemingly proud of that fact.
 
Roar87 said:
Despite posting facts showing a Chimps skull isn't as thick as a man, they're half the size and weaker than a strong adult male, you're still convinced that it's ability to bite means it's physically impossible for even the best human fighter to overcome a Chimp. And seemingly proud of that fact.
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As I’ve said, it’s the mentality and ferocity that I think makes the differences
 
Everyday I'm checking the news hoping to see a story of someone breaking into a chimp enclosure laying waste to all the chimps, and then said person is pulled out proclaiming "they said it couldn't be done!"
 
Megahurtz400 said:
As I’ve said, it’s the mentality and ferocity that I think makes the differences
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Absolutely, we've all seen small skinny blokes going mental and needing 6 officers to pin them down on fly on the wall documentaries, imagine a chimp going mental.
There is also a reason why the strongest cages in a zoo are the chimp enclosures.
 
SexyGreyFox said:
Absolutely, we've all seen small skinny blokes going mental and needing 6 officers to pin them down on fly on the wall documentaries, imagine a chimp going mental.
There is also a reason why the strongest cages in a zoo are the chimp enclosures.
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ever heard the term going ape **** lol
 
trigg_27 said:
This video completely ignores tactical considerations. Most of the Spartans are just standing there. Surely they'd try to encircle the enemy and attack from all sides, thereby compressing most of the dinosaurs into the centre where they would be effectively helpless
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I'm pretty sure no computer program would give a true reflection of a fight between 3,000 dinosaurs and some men with sticks
 
esoteric said:
Everyday I'm checking the news hoping to see a story of someone breaking into a chimp enclosure laying waste to all the chimps, and then said person is pulled out proclaiming "they said it couldn't be done!"
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I would watch this film.

Especially if the person was Roar87. Oily, glistening in victory, so alpha.

*sighs*
 
A chimp has much more agility AND strength than a human, let alone sheer ferocity.
Any human would get completely destroyed very quickly regardless of size.
The chimp enclosures are the strongest cages in a zoo for a reason, they are stupidly dangerous animals.
 
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The way a chimp can effortlessly heave its entire bodyweight several metres using just one arm when climbing is an indication of how much explosive strength they have.

You don't see that on ninja warrior.
 
Ayahuasca said:
Still not sure why people are using Mike Tyson as a good example for manhandling a chimp. Surely someone like Khabib Nurmagomedov would be a better example to use. Tyson trained to throw and defend punches, not leverage limbs and whatever else wrestling a chimp would involve.
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I'd go for Brock Lesnar. The only guy in the UFC complaining that the 4XL sized gloves are too small. That guy is a beast.
 
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