Piggy - I am an NTHell customer and from my experiences there are a couple of other tricks you could use to get your time down. I was on a STB, until the engineers replaced my PACE box with a shiny samsung heap of rubbish
. Eventually after a few weeks I got a SACM. These are the things you could try:
You give the customer bull - and when he proves he knows more than you - you send them to another engineer area, he then has to go through the whole stupid story again - gets it off your desk .
Tell the customer you have looged the call with the engineers, - gets it off your desk ,
but when the customer finds out a few days later that that hasn't or can't be done, just lie about your name - but again gets it off your desk .
Other tricks I've had is can't read your STB from here so Yes there is an area problem, please call this number (the number isn't valid btw), so you then also queue for 40 minutes again - gets it off your desk
Pass the call to another department, I will wait in their Q for ages and then they will tell me they can't help nor can they transfer me back and so I have to hang up and then call again.
Don't get me wrong I had a few hilarious hours (yes hours!!) on the phone with a couple of the peeps down there as well as in Tech Support, they knew what they were talking about, they could see the problems I was having and they seemed genuinely regretful, that things hadn't been sorted.
As a result of the poor quality of the box, I have spent £50 on Cat6 cable and a whole day routing it from STB to my PC to find the fault all along was with the STB - so rather than speak with tech support of passed from pillar to post, I phoned sales and demanded a SACM, whihc they gave me (just don't ask me how much fun it was to get registered with the SACM, rather than the STB, they gave the STB code not the SACM, all contact numbers were for the STB support/registration rather than SACM and for some reason STB peeps could transfer me to SACM, but SACM couldn't transfer me back and I could register the SACM until I had turned off and unregistered with the STB, so that was fun few evenings too (oops my blood pressure just popped)
I would echo comments about give people really poor service for the following reasons, you won't stand out, people do actually expect it because overall, the QoS has dropped along with the hours.
PS, things seemed to have settled down and my connection through the SACM has been fairly solid (see only moan about NTL when things go bad), but please feel free to e-mail your personal number, if I ever need technical advice !!!!! (and just to make everyone else here jealous send it to me anyway
Overall, I would make sure you give out your name to people you help and use them to help. If you upset people (sorry if NTL support) upset enough people then peeps will move to bulldo or ADSL, I must confess I was very close to dumping the whole NTL shebang whilst having problems with the STB/SACM and changeover.
Make sure you look at all this and laugh, I know from all the troubles with the technology, that the customer is always going to be miffed when the call, so you get the nasty stuff from both ends. Don't get stressed (easier said than done I know). Maybe they could introduce another performance indicator other than time?, such as customer satisfaction??.
Hang in there and remember NTL customer will always and do moan more about the service that the support peeps (see every cloud has a solver lining!!!).
G/L