If you could make one currently legal thing illegal...

[-BA-]

Do you have a carbon-monoxide detector in your abode?, it would explain a lot.



Football should go back to it's roots; local players for the clubs, born and lived for at least 10 years in the area local to the club and realistic wages, ticket prices and merchandise. It would make for a hell of a lot more competitive league rather than he who has most cash wins.



It's not carbon-monoxide is it?, you are just naturally mental.

To be honest I am rather hoping he doesn't have a detector in his home in the vain hope that one day a bird might nest in his boiler flue. But we don't all get what we wish for

 

[Theophany]

wtf are you on?

Clearly not Nike's payroll.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Reintroduce the law on blaspheny.

I'm bored of hearing atheists rant on and on about other people's beliefs, maybe this would shut them up

I'm bored of hearing believes rant on and on about other people's beliefs, and I'm bored of believers repeatedly trying it on me.

It works 2 ways.

 

[Dis86]

Clearly not Nike's payroll.

epic response!

And I'd ban people from moving to countries and making no attempt to learn the language.

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

I'd make it illegal to have nice things when on long term unemployed.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Reddit.

 

[fringey]

Romanian gypsies ... am sick and tired of them trying to scam everything ...

I was waiting for the bus Monday morning when some old women tried sneaking on the bus .. i as the gentleman i am allowed her to go straight but no she said you go first i obliged ... little did i know that as soon as i payed the bus driver her face was on my back like she was trying to bear hug me ... luckily the bus driver caught on and told her to get of the bus .. she didn't pay and tried to make out to the bus driver that she was with me ...

 

[bluDawg]

religion

/thread

 

[fringey]

religion

/thread

That actually would be something i would not advocate ... the nut cases would probably usher in another crusade against the sane folks ...

 

[MrMoonX]

smoking in public, its disgusting even in open air

 

[Jono8]

not wearing a shirt in the summer

Unless you are a hot chick.

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

Unless you are a hot chick.

That would never work as all the hot girls would do it, but then their porky friend named ten tonne tessa would feel like she is a babe and wants to join in and ruin the view.

 

[Zenduri]

Yeah that.

Also standing in front of Tube/Train doors when people want to exit.

+1 i want to smash half the peoples face in in the morning when im getting off the tram at the last stop and they're trying to barge past me.

 

[elmarko]

Reintroduce the law on blaspheny.

I'm bored of hearing atheists rant on and on about other people's beliefs, maybe this would shut them up

 

[bitslice]

I'd ban stupid gay gifs too, if you can't type a sensible counterpoint then stop trying to be a smartass

 

[Woden]

I'd ban stupid gay gifs too, if you can't type a sensible counterpoint then stop trying to be a smartass

Thats a jpeg

 

[bitslice]

Thats a jpeg

Doesn't rhyme....

 

[Bigpops]

Parking up, then leaving the headlights on.

It winds me right up.

 

[elmarko]

I'd ban stupid gay gifs too, if you can't type a sensible counterpoint then stop trying to be a smartass

Ohh, you were actually being serious....?

Post something half intelligent & I'll give you a sensible counterpoint, post something utterly ridiculous & I'll simply laugh at you.

 

[bitslice]

Post something half intelligent & I'll give you a sensible counterpoint, post something utterly ridiculous & I'll simply laugh at you.

Get over yourself...