I'm going to build a space station

Marky · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:41

I'll play some more Eve Online tonight to brush up but I should be ready to go and pilot this thing by Sunday.

The Dread Pirate · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:44

Mat said:
If you had been on the course, you would know. Now be off, I have no time for shirkers, I have invincible robots to count, categorize and arrange neatly.

Nevermind then I'll dispose of the casualt... I mean mess...

BTW I've got a good name for the Space Station:

Bob

platypus · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:46

I want to be in charge of the mega-laser death cannon, thus:

Not a mere operator!

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:46

Von Smallhausen said:
Toilet engineer ?

It can be arranged if your tools are in order.

Mat · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:47

platypus said:
I want to be in charge of the mega-laser death cannon, thus:

Not a mere operator!

Have you done a risk assessment on that mega-laser death cannon?! I hope so...

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:48

platypus said:
I want to be in charge of the mega-laser death cannon, thus:

Not a mere operator![/QUOTE]

Do you want to join the ocifer class?

Gaygle · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:49

Can i be Intelligence Officer?

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:51

Gaygle said:
Can i be Intelligence Officer?

How many fingers am I holding in front of your face?

eggyoke · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:52

Dazzy_G said:
Woah, do you even have a degree in Astroomgdidthatcomefromspaceoliogy?!

Unfortunitely the ships crew log was updated before I ninja edited my title... so I remain a scouse bum.

Still... your lab wont always be occupied *wink wink*

platypus · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:52

Mat said:
Have you done a risk assessment on that mega-laser death cannon?! I hope so...

Hell no. I plan to kill as many people as needs be with it. Hopefully planets!

Helium_Junkie · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:52

Antar Bolaeisk said:
I'm not sure the OP correctly understands the role of a space station, particularly the fact that it remains stationary in orbit....

Apart from that though everything else seems to be in order.

Have you not seen DS9? They moved a massive station in front of a wormhole or something.
Of course, them Bajorans are mad...

The Dread Pirate · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:03

Oh I've also started to recreate "all along the watchtower" for dramatic effect. Can that be added to my job title?

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:09

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Oh I've also started to recreate "all along the watchtower" for dramatic effect. Can that be added to my job title?

Stop playing with yourself, the commander in chief will be assigning posts later this evening, you may not even get a posting.

nex20 · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:15

Can I be in charge of the lasers?

Psypher5 · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:38

nex20 said:
Can I be in charge of the lasers?

no we got like 3 people now! by my reckoning with the 3 of us, we'll have no immediate solar system to worry about for a while.

craptakular · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:39

I want to be in charge of the warp drive.

misterPK · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:51

Has the position of wise old drunk been taken? I will also consider the job of smelly abusive drunk if not, but I will need to check a few things with the toilet cleaners.

PK!

Mr Kingston · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:57

im still awaiting my job role as kick ass chef or i would take a lower role as a deathstar plasma engineer

manoz · 26 Mar 2009 at 16:58

There's no Doctor, I'll be The Doctor being a **** and all, of course I will need a few hot nurses in my company too.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Mar 2009 at 17:01

simulatorman said:
It can be arranged if your tools are in order.

I am told they are in reasonable order.