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im not happy with the organisation chart, as head music events organised i feel i should be directly below the entertainments officer, if not beside him, in this biased hierarchy.
I'm going to build a space station
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Man of Honour
Surely the very fact that you're only looking after music events puts you below the overall entertainment officer? 
Soldato
Can I be one of the guys from dead space in the crew list, we need someone to shoot! 
I'm kind enough to volunteer.
I'm kind enough to volunteer.
Apologies for slow updating, I was having a problem convincing hyperspace authoritie that the space station was indeed wholely moral in galactic standard's eyes. I shall update the crew list in a few minutes.
Thank you for the continued smooth runnings of the station, however I would like to remind Tefal that Skyfall will have to be revived, as killing of crew members is strictly forbidden.
Gilly as chief of starfleet maneuvers, you will be in charge of all drop craft, resupply craft, protection craft and the fighter fleet. Any suggestions to the main station's control may be directed straight at myself or TimBrad.
Thank you all, and I hope you continue to have a pleasant voyage.
Thank you for the continued smooth runnings of the station, however I would like to remind Tefal that Skyfall will have to be revived, as killing of crew members is strictly forbidden.
Gilly as chief of starfleet maneuvers, you will be in charge of all drop craft, resupply craft, protection craft and the fighter fleet. Any suggestions to the main station's control may be directed straight at myself or TimBrad.
Thank you all, and I hope you continue to have a pleasant voyage.
Soldato
I've had a few complaints about various Hyper-CD drives breaking on work stations. This is due to people putting (my) sandwiches in them. Please don't do this!
Thank You
Blackvault
Head of IT Support
Thank You
Blackvault
Head of IT Support
Soldato
Update 2 from H/Business Change Management - Dangerstat
[A] Our cleaners are under-appricated and have to deal with a lot of carp (literally) thus I have decided to convey a new title up on them, active immediately they will be known as "Intergalactic cleanliness champions".
The design of the rear canteen is not efficient - I'm personally hiring Cap Gemini to investigate this further - the total project cost will be $183465482574935836584668487365834 BN though rest assured I here that we'll be able to get our chips and egg sarnies production up by 6%..
[A] Our cleaners are under-appricated and have to deal with a lot of carp (literally) thus I have decided to convey a new title up on them, active immediately they will be known as "Intergalactic cleanliness champions".
The design of the rear canteen is not efficient - I'm personally hiring Cap Gemini to investigate this further - the total project cost will be $183465482574935836584668487365834 BN though rest assured I here that we'll be able to get our chips and egg sarnies production up by 6%..
Soldato
Apologies to all of those who were on Deck 9, section C, when I inadvertently flooded it with live steam from Reactor 3.
This unfortunate accident was due to a piece of masking tape labelled "do not switch" being improperly secured to the "Flood Deck 9, Section C with live steam" switch panel.
I wish you fast recovery and I hope that the skin grafts take well - the plastic surgeons onboard are amazing!
Please find enclosed your health and safety report cards and fill them in as appropriate. Action is now being taken by apeZ, the technical engineer, to remove irrelevant and unrequired switches. It seems that due to a mixup at the shipyard, schematics from the "Swedish Sauna Corp." became integrated into our main reactor control systems.
In the meantime, Edward0 has been assigned to guard the aforementioned panel, additionally giving him a break from his repetitive duties standing in front of the supply deck main entrance.
This unfortunate accident was due to a piece of masking tape labelled "do not switch" being improperly secured to the "Flood Deck 9, Section C with live steam" switch panel.
I wish you fast recovery and I hope that the skin grafts take well - the plastic surgeons onboard are amazing!
Please find enclosed your health and safety report cards and fill them in as appropriate. Action is now being taken by apeZ, the technical engineer, to remove irrelevant and unrequired switches. It seems that due to a mixup at the shipyard, schematics from the "Swedish Sauna Corp." became integrated into our main reactor control systems.
In the meantime, Edward0 has been assigned to guard the aforementioned panel, additionally giving him a break from his repetitive duties standing in front of the supply deck main entrance.
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Greetings all, just to ensure you, things in navigation are running as planned, we have obtained a flight path and are heading safely through space, with the only dangers encountered so far being the people inside our vessel, rather than the beings on the outside!
Within 200,000km is a small sun that we need to navigate, however, instead of taking the conventional route around, we are going to try a loop around and deflecting ourselves off the gravitational pull in order to achieve a greater cruise speed away from the sun, gentlemen...we may need to overclock the engines...
Within 200,000km is a small sun that we need to navigate, however, instead of taking the conventional route around, we are going to try a loop around and deflecting ourselves off the gravitational pull in order to achieve a greater cruise speed away from the sun, gentlemen...we may need to overclock the engines...
Soldato
Pfft the head of IT support tried to save budget and is using the stock engine cooler. YOUR PLANS ARE IN TATTERS!
Captain...ready the Arctic Silver!
Soldato
Yes, I bought only the finest PC components for the main computer from OCuk
Blackvault
Soldato
Hi All,
My testing of Impenitrable Immovable substance 2 is finally complete and I can report this substance is 300% more Immovable and Impenitrable than it's predecessor and I shall begin upgrading hull integrity ASAP.
On another note my quarters has been broken into for a third time and my 1/2 finished remake of "All along the watchtower" for dramatic effect has been stolen along with several hundred bottles of tabasco sauce.
I did find a couple of clues (a detectives hat and magnifying glass) that I'm going to hand over to our resident Detective Tefal so that he can investigate so whoever the culprit is better own up and return my stuff.
Best Regards
Hull Plating enginner & Ships Composer
Capn' $qu!ff
P.S. Dazzy_ G I found one of those eggs in the cargo bay but I cheesed it because it looks as though it's hatched.
My testing of Impenitrable Immovable substance 2 is finally complete and I can report this substance is 300% more Immovable and Impenitrable than it's predecessor and I shall begin upgrading hull integrity ASAP.
On another note my quarters has been broken into for a third time and my 1/2 finished remake of "All along the watchtower" for dramatic effect has been stolen along with several hundred bottles of tabasco sauce.
I did find a couple of clues (a detectives hat and magnifying glass) that I'm going to hand over to our resident Detective Tefal so that he can investigate so whoever the culprit is better own up and return my stuff.
Best Regards
Hull Plating enginner & Ships Composer
Capn' $qu!ff
P.S. Dazzy_ G I found one of those eggs in the cargo bay but I cheesed it because it looks as though it's hatched.
I've reserved a large portion of the archive room for, ahem, 'gentleman's literature'.
All I ask is you return all copies unsoiled and dont mess up my filing system.
Medical Report - Day 4
Due to neither Me or Manoz checking the medical supplies prior to take off, we only have an industial sized box of bandaids to last us until the next restock.
As we're in short supplies of any medical supplies, I had to commandeer a wheelie chair from deck 4.
The infected crew are showing signs of recovery, and I've requested a security team watch over the medical unit indefinitely.
I'd just like to remind people that once we've restocked, I shall be handing out free contraception to those who request it.
In the mean time, you'll have to make do with a bandaid.
Benjo
Medical Department.
Due to neither Me or Manoz checking the medical supplies prior to take off, we only have an industial sized box of bandaids to last us until the next restock.
I need a wheelchair designed gord, because im the special kid in the wheelchair. If the gravity field fails, I'll be floating around in my chair!
I need magnetic wheels or something.
As we're in short supplies of any medical supplies, I had to commandeer a wheelie chair from deck 4.
MEDIC!!! We must curb this accidentally outbreak before it takes over the ship
The infected crew are showing signs of recovery, and I've requested a security team watch over the medical unit indefinitely.
I'd just like to remind people that once we've restocked, I shall be handing out free contraception to those who request it.
In the mean time, you'll have to make do with a bandaid.
Benjo
Medical Department.
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Soldato
The computers will be offline in Computer Suite on Deck 4 for 24hrs while I do some upgrading to the OS.
Thank You
Head of IT Support
Blackvault
Thank You
Head of IT Support
Blackvault
Good morning.
As you may have noticed, TimBrad our Navigation Director, has changed our course slightly around the small sun that has been discovered.
I feel obligated to tell you of three different asteroid fields that we have found. I have been in discussion with TimBrad on the situation, and he has said that he will make appropriate arrangements for the journey. The Captain has been notified of the situation.
During which time, I remind you to be cautious as we may experience some rough turbulance. Please also note any injuries to the medical team.
Thank you.
Marky - Pilot
As you may have noticed, TimBrad our Navigation Director, has changed our course slightly around the small sun that has been discovered.
I feel obligated to tell you of three different asteroid fields that we have found. I have been in discussion with TimBrad on the situation, and he has said that he will make appropriate arrangements for the journey. The Captain has been notified of the situation.
During which time, I remind you to be cautious as we may experience some rough turbulance. Please also note any injuries to the medical team.
Thank you.
Marky - Pilot
Man of Honour
Konichiwa,
Things have been largely plain sailing at my end. I've not had much to do. If anybody has any complaints regarding issues of race, colour, or even helmet size please don't hesitate to contact me. Or I'll be forced to make up utter garbage.
Yours sincerely
Greenlizard0 (Ensign of Ethnic people)
Things have been largely plain sailing at my end. I've not had much to do. If anybody has any complaints regarding issues of race, colour, or even helmet size please don't hesitate to contact me. Or I'll be forced to make up utter garbage.
Yours sincerely
Greenlizard0 (Ensign of Ethnic people)