I'm going to build a space station

Had a quick check in motors, a high revving engine will get you into space..but not uphills...so could be a curious call?

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I'm not sure the OP correctly understands the role of a space station, particularly the fact that it remains stationary in orbit....

We are a proper space station, however we do not need to be in orbit as we will all just get bored of earth.

Since you are on a shortened timescale why not save time and combine the two, cook on the rockets; sausages, burgers, marshmallows and various other foodstuffs that you could cook on a campfire ought to work quite nicely. In fact you can have sing-songs round the booster rockets while you're cooking too so that's at least a few nights entertainment taken care of.

A few questions though. 1) Do you have any sort of weapons systems to deal with any potential hostile forces? 2) What about alcohol onboard? 3) What is the policy on drunk driving a spaceship?

The food plan sounds good, will make a day of it, and save on the entertainment.

1) We have weapons, see other crew members such as Jonny69 and Wes.
2) As much alcohol as you want, we will have continual resupply.
3) As long as you don't hit a planet bigger than us I see no reason for someone ****ed off their face driving :)

Just designed the first grade security cameras. As the image shows, anyone that steps out of line will be destoyed!

iamdjdz - perhaps update the OP with all the staff names and job titles?

Thanks for the camera design, it is fitting, however a warning system may be appropriate, I would like my crew to be happy and not dead, and if a solution to their problems could be found it will be better than their demise.

I shall update the OP in a minute, once I work out who's onboard.
 
Permission to join the crew captn'?

Can I be an insane hologram guarding the supply deck with a puppet and lasers for eyes? Much like Rimmer and Mr Flibble off Red Dwarf?
 
Awesome :D

I shall contact Houston to arrange an emergency launch schedule for Sunday. BTW, do we get BBC in the cockpit (lol cockpit) because the f1 race should be pretty good?

We shall be leaving after the race, I also intend to watch it, and will use it as a farewell to mother earth. All further races will be screened live, and all employees apart from essential systems will be free to watch them, for all others there will be repeats.

FROM THIS POST ANYONE APPLYING STATE YOUR PREFERRED JOB ROLE AND TITLE AND I SHALL AMEND THE ORIGINAL POST INCLUDING YOU IN THE CREW
 
We shall be leaving after the race, I also intend to watch it, and will use it as a farewell to mother earth. All further races will be screened live, and all employees apart from essential systems will be free to watch them, for all others there will be repeats.

FROM THIS POST ANYONE APPLYING STATE YOUR PREFERRED JOB ROLE AND TITLE AND I SHALL AMEND THE ORIGINAL POST INCLUDING YOU IN THE CREW

I'd like to be a chef. Now I need someone to grow the food, farmers?

edit: you've got some chefs already. Put me down for "UFO identification, specialising in tilts"
 
I'd like to be a chef. Now I need someone to grow the food, farmers?

As previously stated there will be continuous resupply - using a resupply ship - this will cover all planets deemed fruitful, or else we will rob asda a few times. But I shall add chef to your job title :)
 
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