I'm going to build a space station

My red shirt is a little too tight.

Were they designed to fit this snugly? Although I do find myself rather fetching...
 
Right I'm back from the Kessel run. Apologies for it taking a lot longer than 12 parsces, but someone must've tipped the Imperials off that I was there. I've had to dump the spice and that has put me right up **** creek with Jabba the Huts' identical twin brother Jabba the Shed. :(

I managed to get the cleaning products, clipboards & pens you all wanted but the bantha burger meals and Doritoes got kinda, well.....eaten, due to this run taking so long.

Going straight back out to do another run, Unless I need to stick around and save Afflictions ass after his squadron wiped out?
 
wordy said:
I managed to get the cleaning products, clipboards & pens you all wanted but the bantha burger meals and Doritoes got kinda, well.....eaten, due to this run taking so long.

Going straight back out to do another run,
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Thanks for the Febrez, the drinks are on the house when you get back.

Commander Massage.
 
Dear All,

Due to lack of response to my post (Starlog #545), I wish to report that there is no more washing up liquid.

All paper plates have now been used (which ever smart ass decided to draw smiley faces, an eternal bow pattern and those rude words on them, take note you are NOT funny).

As a result, I've been forced to use my own 'juices' as a way of cleaning the plates.

This will continue until stores can supply me with some washing up liquid, I'm not asking for much really am I?
 
Right off to Kessel now, I'll grab some fairy liquid for ~J~ aswell. Going for under 12 parsecs this time.

Bai.
 
After security refused to send a team to investigate I decided to explore the Stasis leak myself. I discovered that stasis has leaked into C deck 1 week ago on Tuesday. This for me was a very useful trip as I was able to meet up with myself and hand over some of IIS3(Immovable Impenitrable Substance 3)thus speeding up creation and testing of the alloy.

I'm Glad to report that the outer hull was upgraded to this last friday and as a result hull integrity has increased 10 fold also AcidHell you should have recieved the IIS3 you asked for on the same day.

Additionally I shall no longer be using my quarters as I have constructed a secret on board Lair of evi...erm...niceness. In a entirely unrelated note you may notice the Hull thickness has increased on F decks starboard side don't worry about this.
 
Tum te tum, doo do do dooo..

"AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? GET THE HELL OUT YOU *****!!! AWW THATS DISGUSTING! ITS EEEEVERYWHERE!!!! AND TAKE YOUR CUP WITH YOU!" *vomits*

WE NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
After a quick quick check on our tea inventry i regret to inform that we are running low on PG Tips. As you all know tea is vital for the smooth running of the ship.
Would senior commanders please take note of this and aquire some more

Many Thanks

Munkyman (Head Tea Maker)
 
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