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Munkyman said:
After a quick quick check on our tea inventry i regret to inform that we are running low on PG Tips. As you all know tea is vital for the smooth running of the ship.
Would senior commanders please take note of this and aquire some more

Many Thanks

Munkyman (Head Tea Maker)
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Can I put in a request for a craye of Yorkshire Tea also I'm running low on supplies in the secret on board Lair
 
Righto back from Kessel no probs this time :) I'll be doing a weekend long run starting later today so post your orders up

The bogs in the landing bay are overflowing, looks like someones given birth to a monster in there this morning:eek:

Anyone fancy a pint?
 
Capn' $qu!ff said:
:eek:
Were you anywhere near the Hanger Deck in the last 48 hours?
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simulatorman said:
Did you have a fling with "Bouncy"?
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With regards to Bouncy we had several "encounters" and they were all over the ship. They may have been near the hanger deck? For some reason she always got me drunk before we had relations.

How long is a Qua-Nix male pregnancy. Do I have time to get a A word? It rhymes with SmashShmorshion?
 
wez130 said:
can i have a break yet, i've been flying this thing for about a week solid with no breaks, i'm sure that's against working time regulations.
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A week?! I've been off on leave for 24 hours due to the mourning of one of the crew :(
Stick to it until tomorrow, I should be okay to pilot again then..
 
Afraid I have to bring more bad news - the sliding doors on deck 3 are malfunctioning. They're making the noise from the Crystal Maze which is an issue when I expressly told them that it was Star Trek or nothing! This is obviously unacceptable and as such the doors will need to be kept shut until I can find the problem (probably one of the zombies playing a joke).

If anyone else spots any more issues regarding the sliding doors I need to hear from you!
 
thecremeegg said:
Afraid I have to bring more bad news - the sliding doors on deck 3 are malfunctioning. They're making the noise from the Crystal Maze which is an issue when I expressly told them that it was Star Trek or nothing! This is obviously unacceptable and as such the doors will need to be kept shut until I can find the problem (probably one of the zombies playing a joke).

If anyone else spots any more issues regarding the sliding doors I need to hear from you!
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It's not a problem at all. I just passed them on my way back from the bar. I took a sample sound of the doors and intend to remix it into a dance tune to keep my ears occupied whilst I clean out the mens urinals tomorrow. Anti-grav tomfoolery and drunk urination makes for a nasty mess.
 
I would like to apply for a job aboard captain!:

"Mad Scientist in charge of RnD for advanced, efficient, fun and possibly dangerous technology"

CV:

Im mad
My body naturally regenerates, thus meaning any ""accidents"" that may happen involving plutonium, positrons, acid and space-llamas will have very little effect

- Pea0n
 
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