I'm going to build a space station

The Dread Pirate said:
Reports of our demise have been exaggerated although with Aliens possibly aboard again I'm saying not by much :p
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Like I say, he's not the guy!

Look, here's a picture of them both beside each other for reference:
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Nothing alike see! *sigh* This is just like that time you were so sure that Clark Kent was Superman, isn't it? Honestly!
 
Blackvault said:
Holy thread revival batman! I thought the ship had gone down with all crew!

Blackvault
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We've spent some time at the other end of the galaxy investigating a sex robot race. I'm not allowed to say any more but there will be a party in the new Epsilon Banzi Bar.

Free drinks including copious amounts of Tholian Liqueur will be served. Music will be by the Romulan Rockers and enough Orion females to keep you all standing for days.

See you all on deck 33 at 22:00

Commander Massage
 
Cosimo said:
We've spent some time at the other end of the galaxy investigating a sex robot race. I'm not allowed to say any more but there will be a party in the new Epsilon Banzi Bar.

Free drinks including copious amounts of Tholian Liqueur will be served. Music will be by the Romulan Rockers and enough Orion females to keep you all standing for days.

See you all on deck 33 at 22:00

Commander Massage
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Can we get erections in space?
 
Cosimo said:
We've spent some time at the other end of the galaxy investigating a sex robot race. I'm not allowed to say any more but there will be a party in the new Epsilon Banzi Bar.

Free drinks including copious amounts of Tholian Liqueur will be served. Music will be by the Romulan Rockers and enough Orion females to keep you all standing for days.

See you all on deck 33 at 22:00

Commander Massage
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I expect to see the risk assessments and staff roster on my desk by 17:00... :mad:

Has everyone had their Drinking and Eating training?? I don't want any avoidable accidents :mad:

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TheBDog said:
Nothing alike see! *sigh* This is just like that time you were so sure that Clark Kent was Superman, isn't it? Honestly!
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I'm quite positive they are the same dude in both cases but then it's not my dept so I'm not going to worry I've finished the reactor repairs and am now working on Alien proofing the recording studio just in case.

Mat I've turned up to all of the training sessions so far but am still waiting for you to sort out the safety issue I've raised concerning the reactor fuel storage tank on deck 5 I'm pretty sure the corridors aren't supposed to glow.
 
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The Dread Pirate said:
I'm quite positive they are the same dude in both cases but then it's not my dept so I'm not going to worry I've finished the reactor repairs and am now working on Alien proofing the recording studio just in case.
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Fair enough but I think you're wasting your time! I got, um, sidetracked by whoever left the Holodeck on 'Adult Entertainment' mode so if you see my goat, tranquillise that ****** and put him back in his cage on 2.

I'll be.... busy!
 
Gibbs said:
I submit my application for station stoner :confused:

EDIT: I could be the farmer too, not a very good one right nuff
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Great! The smell of pot might draw him in! You're hired!

PS - Not sure I'f i'm actually allowed to hire anyone BUT in my mind you've got the job. So, uh here's a tranquilliser gun and good luck!
 
Maccy said:
Some droids were sent down to deal with the security issues earlier, a memo was sent.
Godinman, how do you expect your CCTV setup will aid my security department?
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By turning your rat 'problem' into a rat 'solution', a ratlution, if you will. Small, rear facing (anus mounted) cameras in every rat on the ship connected with a low powered mesh wifi network powered via electrical induction and general radiation leaks.

With these cameras you'll, er, see. EVERYWHERE. Possibly mainly dark tunnels and other rat faces. Um.

As mentioned, the wifi may be slightly sub-par, but nowhere near as sub par as the camera system isn't!
 
Bait Engineer here,
it seems our traps bait had been missing for some time. Not known when.

We are now requesting volunteers to be master bait. Apply within.
We also require a master bait observer.
 
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