I'm going to build a space station

Cosimo · 13 Mar 2014 at 14:15

Frenzy said:
Can I be head of the inter species breeding program?

Indeed you can on condition that you bring along a few samples to the bar office once a month.

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2014 at 14:21

TheBDog said:
Where in God's name is my goat???

From what I could get out of the maimed Security officer before he passed out it was headed in the direction of the Holodeck. Also where the hell are the teams I requested?

Mat · 13 Mar 2014 at 14:26

Sorry, as personel manager I can't authorise your teams as they've not had the relevant sitting down and procrastinating training.

TheBDog · 13 Mar 2014 at 14:26

The Dread Pirate said:
From what I could get out of the maimed Security officer before he passed out it was headed in the direction of the Holodeck. Also where the hell are the teams I requested?

All I could get is me, this screwdriver(may or may not be sonic, hard to tell), a G642 quad taser and a large net. You're gonna have to make a follow up request for the teams, I'm not convinced anyone cares until you raise the threat level a couple of times.

...Guess I'm headed for the Holodeck.

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2014 at 14:28

Mat said:
Sorry, as personel manager I can't authorise your teams as they've not had the relevant sitting down and procrastinating training.

Fine I'll leave the casualties to congeal here then.

Atlas23 · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:28

That personnel manager is a ****

I had to acquire some third-party assistance.

I'm sending R2-D2 and the alien from Alien 3

No1newts · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:34

I never got a job. So my new plan is sabotage and to bring this mother down!!!

TheBDog · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:39

Blazin23 said:
I'm sending R2-D2 and the alien from Alien 3

No worries you guys! R2 has got this!

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:43

Blazin23 said:
I'm sending R2-D2 and the alien from Alien 3

God No Not the Aliens again! Remember what happened the last time I lost several of my prize compositions & there were dozens of repairs, also we lost several crew.

Atlas23 · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:50

Could be worse.. it could be an evil alien disguised as a physically attractive female alien

iamdjdz · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:54

Ahaha The Dread Pirate are you Gman2004?

No1newts you can be red shirt rent boy?

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:56

iamdjdz said:
Ahaha The Dread Pirate are you Gman2004

Capn' $qu!ff. Anyhoo good to see you our industrious leader how fares the rest of our mission?

Atlas23 · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:58

CAPN ON DECK

TheBDog · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:58

Blazin23 said:
Could be worse.. it could be an evil alien disguised as a physically attractive female alien

Aliens always have the best disguises.

godinman · 13 Mar 2014 at 15:59

I would like to sign up please, captain sir etc. I can cycle quite quickly, install CCTV to a high standard and do unfortunately poor small wifi schemes.

Maccy · 13 Mar 2014 at 16:05

Some droids were sent down to deal with the security issues earlier, a memo was sent.
Godinman, how do you expect your CCTV setup will aid my security department?

iamdjdz · 13 Mar 2014 at 16:08

I knew I recognised that sig! Get back to work. I'll buy you a beer in the mess.

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2014 at 16:09

TheBDog said:
Aliens always have the best disguises.

Isn't that the guy who works in waste extraction?

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2014 at 16:13

iamdjdz said:
I knew I recognised that sig! Get back to work. I'll buy you a beer in the mess.

I'm on it the radiation shielding should take an hour or so as for the Coffee Machine I believe that MonkeyMan is responsible for the repair him being tea boy and all

TheBDog · 13 Mar 2014 at 16:15

The Dread Pirate said:
Isn't that the guy who works in waste extraction?

Nah, see that guy wears glasses. I'll bring up a picture: