I'm going to build a space station

PermaBanned · 9 Sep 2011 at 17:20

Sheff said:
I'd just like to report that the hot soup dispenser is out of action, due to someone pouring chicken (flavour) noodle soup into the coin slot.

Just how do you pour something in microgravity?

Cosimo · 9 Sep 2011 at 17:25

PermaBanned said:
Just how do you pour something in microgravity?

Microgravity! We only have microgravity in the 2011 Earth Lounge.

It’s full gravity on board.

Sheff · 9 Sep 2011 at 17:25

PermaBanned said:
Just how do you pour something in microgravity?

Don't ask me how they did it, I'm just the handyman!

Westyfield2 · 9 Sep 2011 at 17:49

Love this thread

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iamdjdz · 10 Sep 2011 at 02:06

Just to report that I have added ^Tank^ to the crew - sorry for leaving you in suspended animation since March. If you feel like complaining I'm pretty sure that someone will listen.

Jongo · 10 Sep 2011 at 02:33

So i was sat in my toilet as i do most days watching people come and go and finally someone wanted some spray for a lay and the cheeky sod didn't even tip me!

Other than that toilet 2 needs unblocking..think that might be a job for the toilet engineers...a big job at that.

The Dread Pirate · 18 May 2012 at 17:03

Well It's been 2 years non-stop work with little to no sleep but I've Finally completed repairs to the entire hull interior and exterior also there are now rails next to the big drops so I'm going for a bottle of scotch and a well deserved nap please do not damage anything for the next week at least.

Capn' $qu!ff

Hull Plating engineer and station's composer

PermaBanned · 18 May 2012 at 17:05

Well done, although i think we may need to consider disciplinary action since the lowly engineer is going round calling himself Capn'

The Dread Pirate · 18 May 2012 at 17:07

PermaBanned said:
Well done, although i think we may need to consider disciplinary action since the lowly engineer is going round calling himself Capn'

Not fer th(hic) nexsht ****** week you aren'... *zzzzzzzzz*

No1newts · 18 May 2012 at 17:10

Can I join the crew as an earnest, yet rubbish engineer?

Bennie-Mac · 18 May 2012 at 18:16

I'm pretty sure I'm a crew member, so i accidently press the self destruct button. Sorry guys!

PermaBanned · 18 May 2012 at 18:21

Don't worry, i remember reading in the manual that that requires ratification by three officers with hand print verification. You probably just broke the coffee maker again.

Bennie-Mac · 18 May 2012 at 18:26

MY ESPRESSOS!!

ethan · 18 May 2012 at 19:57

Forget it! This guy is hoping to do a better job:

http://www.buildtheenterprise.org/

Squark · 18 May 2012 at 20:02

simulatorman said:
Just dropped back into orbit and you're hired after this trial:

100 cream teas in the observatory lounge at 17:00 please.

See you again in 2012.

Awesome, I'll bring my loose leaf tea too

Scania · 19 May 2012 at 02:22

I think,in space, they probably can hear you fart,I'm not sure though. :confused:

The Dread Pirate · 13 Mar 2014 at 13:57

Reactor 3 is offline after the radiation shielding was damaged in an explosion involving Deck 4's Coffee Machine, an overzealous security officer, a suspected stowaway and a Goat which I suspect escaped from the R&D Labs.

I request a medical, security and clean up teams to deal with the suspected stowaway and Security officer who appear to be badly injured the Goats current whereabouts is unknown.

Cosimo · 13 Mar 2014 at 13:59

Squark said:
Awesome, I'll bring my loose leaf tea too

I'm getting tired of waiting.

Frenzy · 13 Mar 2014 at 14:05

Can I be head of the inter species breeding program?

TheBDog · 13 Mar 2014 at 14:07

The Dread Pirate said:
Reactor 3 is offline after the radiation shielding was damaged in an explosion involving Deck 4's Coffee Machine, an overzealous security officer, a suspected stowaway and a Goat which I suspect escaped from the R&D Labs.

Where in God's name is my goat???