I'm going to build a space station

FrostedNipple · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:07

i was kind of hoping we could leave scorch marks on usa soil. Like the scorch marks we left in the white house lol

Psypher5 · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:11

I'm in! Dont know what as though, got any suggestions ? (did i just ask ocuk for a suggestion? Oh dear.)

I'll be the guy who researches near/far planets for life, and see if they score highly on our "BLOW-EM-UP" chart?

iamdjdz · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:12

Psypher5 said:
I'm in!

What you want to be?

Segway · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:17

Can I be the dishwasher engineer please?

Taterz · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:18

Can I be that guy that everyone hates?

GreenMint · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:19

Psypher5 said:
I'll be the guy who researches near/far planets for life, and see if they score highly on our "BLOW-EM-UP" chart?

You realise with me navigating...we might end up having to do a few 3 point turns

Psypher5 · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:22

TimBrad said:
You realise with me navigating...we might end up having to do a few 3 point turns

once the trigger is down it stays down! 500 nukes a second machine gunns

Anything in the general direction is ok.

GreenMint · 26 Mar 2009 at 01:30

General direction....hmmm, i'll try!

Port!! Aft!! ASTEROID!! :eek:

benjo · 26 Mar 2009 at 02:02

Spill as much blood as possible between yourselves, I've got a job to do.

mrk · 26 Mar 2009 at 07:45

Well, you're forgetting the most important system of all, the original ANTIGRAVITY DRIVE!

Kinetic Energy + cat foot + litter tray = endless power generation

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:08

I’ll be the guy that runs the “massage” facility, I can also supply dilithium crystals at special trade discounts.

Andr3w · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:11

Can i be the pimp :eek:

?

I will look after all the laydeeee's for the crew?

semi-pro waster · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:23

Andr3w said:
Can i be the pimp ?

I will look after all the laydeeee's for the crew?

I think you've been in the RAF too long if you need laydeeees rather than ladies. I didn't want to believe what they said about the fly boys but maybe it's all true.... :eek:

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:30

Andr3w said:
Can i be the pimp ?

You can come and work for me in the "massage" facility. Some experience of masseuses is required.

The Mad Rapper · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:33

OMFG! 5 stars for you Mr!

I just choked on my Sugar Puffs!

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:34

If you like I could oversee the grannies that will be required to knit Shreddies on your voyage.

Andr3w · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:42

semi-pro waster said:
I think you've been in the RAF too long if you need laydeeees rather than ladies. I didn't want to believe what they said about the fly boys but maybe it's all true....

You don't want to know

simulatorman said:
You can come and work for me in the "massage" facility. Some experience of masseuses is required.

Yeh sure, i will show you my skills, just get me a model to practise on :cool:

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
If you like I could oversee the grannies that will be required to knit Shreddies on your voyage.

Bahahahahah

~J~ · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:42

This looks a great day out. Can I come too please?

Although I would like to be back home for next Tuesday morning as I need to watch the latest episode of 24 (unless you've got a good broadband on that Space Station and I can watch it there).

Cheers.

Oh, er, well I don't mind helping out in a few areas, so put me down for washing the dishes. A clean space station is a happy space station.

Marky · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:45

Andr3w said:
Can i be the pimp ?

I will look after all the laydeeee's for the crew?

Everyone knows all the ladies will be up with the pilots

They will be handled well

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
If you like I could oversee the grannies that will be required to knit Shreddies on your voyage.

Oh you are tooo funny

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:48

Andr3w said:
Yeh sure, i will show you my skills, just get me a model to practise on

As a pimp of world renown you can sample all the "goods".