I'm going to build a space station

Gimpymoo · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:41

As all positions have been filled and im desperate to get off this rock, Can I be the "Only gay" on the spaceship?

To boldly go where no man has been, etc etc etc

bledd · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:41

i'll come, i'll open a glitter shop, so the air can be full of it

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:44

Gimpymoo said:
As all positions have been filled and im desperate to get off this rock, Can I be the "Only gay" on the spaceship?

What function will you fulfil on board?

gillywibble · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:45

Can I be ceiling cat please? Someone's got to keep the naughty 'baters in check :mad:

Maccy · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:46

Sorry fella, I have now designed and added appropriate warnings around the ship!

Datamonkey · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:47

Can i fly protection?

Cheers

Artest · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:49

I'm in, I'll be the tailor on the station.

Mr Kingston · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:50

can i come, ill be the chef that kicks ass like steven seagal !!

fiveub · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:54

I'd like to be the head of the hygiene patrol. I need to clean every bit of space dust in this prestige space station.

atpbx · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:38

Can I be in charge of some invincible space robots?

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:39

atpbx said:
Can I be in charge of some invincible space robots?

What are your qualifications?

Whappers · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:42

Sign me up Scotty!

eggyoke · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:48

Can I be the resident scouse bum? "Giz a job like"

Job title: Collector of alien artifacts (...and random other items)

iamdjdz · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:03

Crew list updated - the space stations detailed 'inventory' is in process and should be up later today.

Mat · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:06

As Personel Manager Systems Sector, I think it is my responsibility to make everyone aware that there will be mandatory manual handling, ladder use, first aid, fire training and proper VDU posture type training courses for everyone.

Safety first everyone!

Please sign in on my clipboard.

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:10

Mat said:
Please sign in on my clipboard.

Commander Massage reporting for "Hot Alien Chick Handling Course".

mrk · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:10

Oh god PLEASE let me be NUMBER ONE, PLEASE!

The Dread Pirate · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:10

Mat said:
As Personel Manager Systems Sector, I think it is my responsibility to make everyone aware that there will be mandatory manual handling, ladder use, first aid, fire training and proper VDU posture type training courses for everyone.

Safety first everyone!

Please sign in on my clipboard.

Can't Health and Saftey now busy moving leftover "Immovable, Impenitrable Panels™" for hull plating

freak2002 · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:12

I would very much enjoy being a member of your crew. I think the best post for me would be either the strange looking lonely guy who walks around but doesnt talk. There is one in my village and I have always wanted to know what it would be like to be him.

The alternative position would be Head of Chav Control. I take a very dim view of this "class" of person and would be willing to remove them for a stake in any profit made.

fr34k

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:12

mrk said:
Oh god PLEASE let me be NUMBER ONE, PLEASE!

Just keep praying son, all will be revealed in due course.