I'm going to build a space station

Duke · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:53

Hello.

I think you need an internal market for trading goods between members. I would like to run this.

antijoke · 26 Mar 2009 at 08:54

I want to be reconnaissance officer, going out looking for other inhabitable planets, and scouting space for hot alien chicks.

I can supply one of these for the job too

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 Mar 2009 at 09:00

anticonscience said:
I can supply one of these for the job too

OMG! You ripped WALL-E's head off! :mad:

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 09:00

anticonscience said:
and scouting space for hot alien chicks.

Hot alien chicks will be required for the “massage” facility, you’re hired as the facilities alien delight coordinator.

Chris1704 · 26 Mar 2009 at 09:36

I want to build a giant space station... I mean I want to open a sports bar.

The Dread Pirate · 26 Mar 2009 at 09:39

I can take care of Hull Plating I has left over material from the Bunker!

platypus · 26 Mar 2009 at 09:43

Can I be in charge of the mega-laser death cannon?

Brian Stuart · 26 Mar 2009 at 09:45

Can I be the obligatory, Daily Mail reading grumpy old sod please please please

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 09:58

Brian Stuart said:
Can I be the obligatory, Daily Mail reading grumpy old sod please please please

Only if you contribute some space station stories to the rag.

Conscript · 26 Mar 2009 at 10:21

You need someone to work in Archives....Ill be the bookish history guy who does that and keeps a record of alien civilisations and encounters. This is a nice cushy job as far as Im concerned, which allows me to enjoy all the excitement of space exploration without the danger of going on away missions. Being a geek rocks

Chris1704 · 26 Mar 2009 at 10:22

Me and a talented friend made these enjoy I’m sure it will be a safe journey

The Dread Pirate · 26 Mar 2009 at 10:25

Conscript said:
You need someone to work in Archives....Ill be the bookish history guy who does that and keeps a record of alien civilisations and encounters. This is a nice cushy job as far as Im concerned, which allows me to enjoy all the excitement of space exploration without the danger of going on away missions. Being a geek rocks

The away team will consist of myself Mr Spock, Dr Mcoy & Ensign Conscript It is likley one of us will be killed

Conscript · 26 Mar 2009 at 10:25

Capn' $qu!ff said:
The away team will consist of myself Mr Spock, Dr Mcoy & Ensign Conscript It is likley one of us will be killed

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 10:27

Conscript said:
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Would you like the bucket?

Prophetic · 26 Mar 2009 at 10:28

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iamdjdz · 26 Mar 2009 at 12:51

To all who ahve registered for the crew the crew list will be updated when I get back from uni. Also I will provide a full 'inventory' of station services in a future post

Thanks for signing up.

FrostedNipple · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:10

I am donating my killing machine to mount on the space ship in case we bump into unfriendly aliens.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17733273

oxygene · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:16

You guys forgot the most important job, the position I will now be filling! Deployer of Planitary Happiness Boosters, or PHB:

Any new civilization we meet will love us instantly (except the grox, so lets avoid the galactic core)

taz488 · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:30

Can i hope aboard sir?

I could be the head music event organiser, and SPACEFEST will be the univers' best festival, with every music type ever. Name a band/artist, and ill get them there.

Psypher5 · 26 Mar 2009 at 13:39

platypus said:
Can I be in charge of the mega-laser death cannon?

sit up next to me and we can go slightly insane and power hungry!

Oxygene, youll have to let us know 26.4 hours in advance of planets with happiness boostering possibilities. Or they be dead. : D
Just carry a pack of post-it notes (pink please) and stick it on the BLOw-EM-UP-CHART*tm