Soldato
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You may have to wait until I've upgraded the Hull once more but I'll get it to you ASAP
I'm going to build a space station
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You may have to wait until I've upgraded the Hull once more but I'll get it to you ASAP
Did you have a fling with "Bouncy"?
Soldato
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yea im not tryin to dispute that, its just im below
'Tibbsey - distributor of bangin choonz'
whats that about? pfft
and below a morale officer, which is surely not needed as i will be banging out spacefest on a regular basis, so doesnt need morale managing.
**** TIME IN MOTION STUDY TO BE IMPLEMENTED SOON ****
Once my new clipboards and pens arrive I, along with my Systems Sector team, will be traversing the station, stopwatches in hand, to conduct a time in motion study.
Many forms will need to be filled in and chins scratched.
Stand by your beds!
Once my new clipboards and pens arrive I, along with my Systems Sector team, will be traversing the station, stopwatches in hand, to conduct a time in motion study.
Many forms will need to be filled in and chins scratched.
Stand by your beds!
Man of Honour
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I'm back.
It wasn't an anomaly after all. It was just the after effects of a Volosian madras and Barnard's Star Guinness.
It wasn't an anomaly after all. It was just the after effects of a Volosian madras and Barnard's Star Guinness.
I will echo Marky and request an investigation is launched immediately. This is very strange behaviour. Perhaps jakspyder simply became disorientated.
If anyone sees the black box flight recorder from the shuttle, please let us know....
We appear to have space for a jumped-up hull plating engineer
The last one was a traitor to the cause. I always knew he was a rogue and a scoundrel.
Well, hull plating is my speciality... I'm in
Associate
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You need a squadron of combat ships.
I am more than willing to be the squadron leader
I am more than willing to be the squadron leader
Soldato
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FAO all section heads.
MAJOR SECURITY INCIDIENT
At 12:45 EST an entity breached the hull on deck C. On entry the entity took the form of a large middle aged man, who intitially attempted to sell electronics equipment to the ships crew (he claimed the said equuipment could measure the wellbeing of the users). At roughly 13:50 EST things turned for the worse. The entity began to suggest that the crew had been infected by inter dimensional beings, in what appeared to be incoherent ranting, references to volcanos and "Phenoms".
At approximately 14:25 EST security received an unsigned transgalaxity email in which it was claimed the entity would not be easy to extract from the ship, mentioning a defense network of "suits" that protected it. They suggested they only effect method would be to deploy "Rick" ship wide. Simultaineous on decks 6 and 7, section heads began reporting staff had begun withdrawing savings (in some cases upto $50,000) and handing this money to entity in return for promises of "level increases"). A background check on those handing over their money indicated a common streak - all had well below IQ, where American and all starred in "straight to video" movies .
At 15:50 EST Shopos uncovered the mean of "Rick" (aparently a reference to a 1980's gay pop star who had a major pop hit). All section heads instructed staff to dial #77744422255-777666555555 and hold their phones to there heads. Almost instanly the entity appeared weaker, and before vanishing entirely it threatened that if "We didn't fall under it's power he will get his mates "Will" and "Tom" to keep producing 'carp movies'"
With that it was gone.
MAJOR SECURITY INCIDIENT
At 12:45 EST an entity breached the hull on deck C. On entry the entity took the form of a large middle aged man, who intitially attempted to sell electronics equipment to the ships crew (he claimed the said equuipment could measure the wellbeing of the users). At roughly 13:50 EST things turned for the worse. The entity began to suggest that the crew had been infected by inter dimensional beings, in what appeared to be incoherent ranting, references to volcanos and "Phenoms".
At approximately 14:25 EST security received an unsigned transgalaxity email in which it was claimed the entity would not be easy to extract from the ship, mentioning a defense network of "suits" that protected it. They suggested they only effect method would be to deploy "Rick" ship wide. Simultaineous on decks 6 and 7, section heads began reporting staff had begun withdrawing savings (in some cases upto $50,000) and handing this money to entity in return for promises of "level increases"). A background check on those handing over their money indicated a common streak - all had well below IQ, where American and all starred in "straight to video" movies .
At 15:50 EST Shopos uncovered the mean of "Rick" (aparently a reference to a 1980's gay pop star who had a major pop hit). All section heads instructed staff to dial #77744422255-777666555555 and hold their phones to there heads. Almost instanly the entity appeared weaker, and before vanishing entirely it threatened that if "We didn't fall under it's power he will get his mates "Will" and "Tom" to keep producing 'carp movies'"
With that it was gone.