Images of items I have purchased (except trainers [no feet pics])

[Captain]

No, housewarming gig. I'll bring Jagermeister.

Haha sounds good to me. Can you bring strippers too?

 

[Diddums]

Haha sounds good to me. Can you bring strippers too?

Sure, why not. I look fantastic in stockings.

 

[Hyburnate]

I can bring cake?

 

[Diddums]

I can bring cake?

Will you rub it all over your body and groan for us whilst making awkward eye contact?

 

[Hyburnate]

Will you rub it all over your body and groan for us whilst making awkward eye contact?

What else would be the point?

 

[phrases]

That garage lock looks good and all but whats to stop them bending the garage door to shimmy under?

 

[NoobCannon]

That garage lock looks good and all but whats to stop them bending the garage door to shimmy under?

Absolutely nothing its also a “ive got something worth protecting” label on the garage

 

[DampCat]

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[Raikiri]

Excuse the terrible pic, got some canvas prints from a few of my faviourite films as my walls were looking a bit bare.

 

[phrases]

Excuse the terrible pic, got some canvas prints from a few of my faviourite films as my walls were looking a bit bare.

Do you own a samurai sword too?

 

[Raikiri]

I do not.

 

[Diddums]

Why not?

 

[Raymond Lin]

I want a real Katana but a real one cost 5 figures...

 

[Raikiri]

I want a real Katana but a real one cost 5 figures...

Why not?

I'd only use it to prep veg anyway.

 

[Minusorange]

Excuse the terrible pic, got some canvas prints from a few of my faviourite films as my walls were looking a bit bare.

I see Blade Runner and The Thing but what's the middle one obscured by the light ?

 

[Raikiri]

Alien, an alternative poster.

Edit:

 

[Minusorange]

Alien, an alternative poster.

Would make a nice tattoo!

 

[Mark A]

Real watch movements.

Those are actually pretty cool.

 

[AndyCr15]

That garage lock looks good and all but whats to stop them bending the garage door to shimmy under?

That big lock stops it. You've have to now bend a corner, which is much more structurally sound then the middle bit, which might have bent. Mind you, if you bent it enough for someone to fit under, it would likely have popped open, which now can't be done.

Also, I'm not actually bothered about people being in my garage. I'm bothered about them taking things with them when they leave!

 

[AndyCr15]

Absolutely nothing its also a “ive got something worth protecting” label on the garage

If your suggestion is to leave it not very well protected and hope no-one tries to nick anything, I can tell you that didn't work.