Well show us your profile then?!
About Me
I've always browsed this site, just to see what kinda of people were on here and to look at hot girls. I've realised, I want to meet hot girls so why don't I sign up. Even meeting some average girls would be nice! I'm easy.
When I say I'm easy, I don't mean it as in I put out easy (I do) but I'm really easy going, I try to let nothing faze me, this doesn't always work and eventually I just explode in a emotional mess (under my duvet at least)
Its been pointed out the above bit could be taken the wrong way. You're all sick freaks! I meant sob and stuff. Why the hell would I make a mess in my duvet anyway? I'm not silly, I've got to sleep in that.
In the pic I look like a bit of a tit, kinda like normal I suppose.
I don't care too much whom I chat too, anyone fun would be good though, if you're crazy then please let me know first, I'll prepare accordingly.
I'm sarcastic and pretty nasty most of the time but it doesn't mean I don't like you, I get infatuated very easily too which causes problems. Not stalker like problems, just makes me a k**b.
Edit - I've told I need to put as much effort into the about me section as the my first date bit. OK!
I enjoy all sorts of crap really, I'm pretty much up for anything, I'll at least try most things once. I like to be spontaneous sometimes too which can lead to all sorts of fun.
Its actually harder than it looks to write this stuff. I don't know what I'm expecting from this place, ideally I'd like to meet a Princess. I've had a quick browse through though and there are none within 10 miles so I can probably count that out. Failing the Princess meeting I guess I'd like to meet a nice girl. Some one who will make me dinner sometimes (I do like to cook so would too before all you Germaine Greer types message me), watch me play the Xbox and pretend to be interested. You know simple stuff like that. I'm pleased really easily. I do have a truly short attention span too which I guess could be annoying some times but deal with it future girlfriend!
First Date
It says here the longer my description the more likely it is I'll get replies so here we go.
First off, although I love Films going to the cinema doesn't seem like a great first date too me, you don't really look at each other or speak much!
I reckon I'd start off with a restaurant of some sort, I hate stupidly quiet places where you have 6 waiters standing watching you eat all the time, I like noisy busy places, most independent Italian restaurants seem good. Anyway, I'd make sure not to get something full of sauce because I'd be sure to spill it down me and I'd look like a right fool and if I ask for a bib, well, that's not going to bode well is it?
ONWARD! So after that we'd have to have a breather because I always eat too much at Italian restaurants but then we'd do something fun and cliché, like Ice Skating. I can't skate and hopefully you can't either, this way we'll both hopefully make fools out of ourselves and what better way to feel at ease with one another. If you can skate then I'm a little screwed and will take you bowling because girls can't bowl. I can't either but its FACT that girls can't. Your little arms are to under developed to pick up the heavy balls.
I'm not sexist really, I'll insist you pay for half the date. That was a terrible joke and I'm sorry.
Anyway, after the falling down or me thrashing you at bowling I'd make sure you got home OK, turn down the coffee you're sure to offer me and leave like a true gentleman.
Is that long enough Plenty Of Fish? I best get a message after all that!
i'd message you 
