Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Fantastic profile mate, very well worded. I was chuckling throughout.

Not sure about the Herman Munster haircut though :D
 
"I've always browsed this site, just to see what kinda of people were on here and to look at hot girls. I've realised, I want to meet hot girls so why don't I sign up. Even meeting some average girls would be nice! I'm easy."

ROFL

You're really coming across well there :p
 
"I've always browsed this site, just to see what kinda of people were on here and to look at hot girls. I've realised, I want to meet hot girls so why don't I sign up. Even meeting some average girls would be nice! I'm easy."

ROFL

You're really coming across well there :p

It seems to be working though!
 
internet dating....well 2 yrs later im pretty much married and have a gorgeous baby girl to show for it, in my eyes nothing wrong with it as long as you can trust the person your talking to,its no different to how my parents met back in the old days via pen and paper.
can you imagine penpals now !!!
my advice is be very open minded and dont jump in head first.
 

Some one who will make me dinner sometimes (I do like to cook so would could too before all you Germaine Greer types message me), watch me play the Xbox and pretend to be interested. You know simple stuff like that. I'm pleased really easily. I do have a truly short attention span too which I guess could be annoying some times but deal with it future girlfriend!

LMAO, that is comedy ******* gold :D
 
Just corrected the bit which made no sense.

One girl messaged me saying

I'm guessing your profile is a joke, if so its genius made me laugh!! lol

I said


What if I were to say, its not a joke?

She said

Well then I can't imagine you ever finding any woman to email you! It's the worst profile
I've ever seen, and you sound completely crazy!! And you contradict yourself a lot!



Oh :(
 
tell her its not a joke and she e-mailed, then attached an 'owned' picture

here, i have one for you

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Just got this girls number (no pestering necessary, she offered).

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5ft 11", jesus, in heels she would make me look like mini-me (i'm just under 5ft 11"). I did point out the fact i'm not some 6ft+ monster several times to her but she says she doesn't mind so great... I have a real thing for tall slim women, they have great body shape. :D
 
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it really surpises me how people like this:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7520988.htm#in

are on a dating website, i mean, as soon as they go into a club they will have everyone all over them :s

She looks alright Rich hope it goes well for you. I really need to get meself sorted out on this but i don't have any good photos. (Basically i am ugly)


Use your OCUK avatar :D?
 
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