Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

Prophet · 27 Aug 2009 at 15:40

Just found another gem while searching.

This is the disclaimer at the end of her profile.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE UGLY AND ONLY HAVE PICTURES TAKEN ON A DODGY WEBCAM. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE LIKELY TO MAKE ME FEEL A LITTLE BIT SICK IN MY MOUTH AND NO PERVERTS TWICE MY AGE.

She's a bottle blonde, no great looking, pretty average really.

Do these people actually get dates?

Janesy B · 27 Aug 2009 at 15:46

Link needed IMO.

Prophet · 27 Aug 2009 at 15:49

Janesy B said:
Link needed IMO.

Search for CallyH on PoF

secretspy · 27 Aug 2009 at 18:21

Orange Peel said:
Search for CallyH on PoF

"Caucasian with brown hair" :confused:

hmm has she not looked in the mirror recently?!

I was going to say it sounds really judgemental of me to make the comment that she looks like she is up herself until i read

"Am looking for someone a bit self centred like me"

Prophet · 28 Aug 2009 at 00:05

Exactly SS! Who would want to go out with someone so far up her own backside!

Knubje · 28 Aug 2009 at 00:38

Jesus christ, I just looked that bint up for the lulz...I can't believe people like that actually exist.

If an ovary punch were ever deserved...she would be the winner!

knowlesy · 28 Aug 2009 at 02:53

cancelled my pof account only chatting to a lass on there for a while but she didn't email me within two weeks so i sent her another email briefly saying look contact me here if you want etc .... . and Ive just moved in with 5 ladies and 2 other guys which is pretty cool....one of the ladies set me up on mysinglefriend and got an email straight away although shes straight off to france which I dont see the point of chatting tbh... Im losing all faith in all honesty ....

Begbie · 28 Aug 2009 at 03:23

Had a date last night from POF, to be honest I think it was more out of boredom. Turned out she wasn't bad looking but we have nothing in common so can't see it working.

We did end up in the back of the car though. Still need to tell her I ain't too interested.

Not the smoothest of moves, I must admit.

knip · 28 Aug 2009 at 07:13

Eeeek, watch she doesnt take it too personally and it comes back to bite you on the bum.

Begbie · 28 Aug 2009 at 12:51

knip said:
Eeeek, watch she doesnt take it too personally and it comes back to bite you on the bum.

Yeah I'm hoping not! Still yet to tell her

Fuzz · 28 Aug 2009 at 12:58

Begbie said:
Yeah I'm hoping not! Still yet to tell her

I'm not that enthused with mine either and it looks like she had a bit of a dark past... God knows what she'll do when I say I have had enough. Til then though I am just going with the flow really, doing my own thing.

knowlesy · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:43

im really starting to get hacked off with online dating now tbh guys ..... and girls.... I just feel as in whats the point I hate the feeling of just trying and not succeeding

Fuzz · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:50

Chin up old chap, you have to take a different stance on it, send the emails out and forget about them.. If you get a reply you are on to something, forget the rest.
I used to hate seeing "read deleted" but just thought "WTF, who cares" in the end. It's a random mail to a random female you'll probably never see, so be yourself, be polite and get stuck in. At least you wont have your mates propping the bar up waiting for you to fall flat on your face and giving you stick at club when you start talking to a woman and it goes a bit Pete Tong..

Russinating · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:51

I'm getting a bit bored with online dating too, so many chumps. Also once you've gone through and contacted those you're interested in it just turns into a waiting game as you check for new users every few days.

I'm also extremely picky so only about 1% of profiles get any of my attention at all and a further 90% of those never reply.

Janesy B · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:53

nokinidea said:
Chin up old chap, you have to take a different stance on it, send the emails out and forget about them.. If you get a reply you are on to something, forget the rest.
I used to hate seeing "read deleted" but just thought "WTF, who cares" in the end. It's a random mail to a random female you'll probably never see, so be yourself, be polite and get stuck in. At least you wont have your mates propping the bar up waiting for you to fall flat on your face and giving you stick at club when you start talking to a woman..

Being rejected online is a lot less humiliating than being rejected in a club!

Fuzz · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:56

Janesy B said:
Being rejected online is a lot less humiliating than being rejected in a club!

That's what I said

Russinating · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:56

Also, I forgot to add: there's lots of myspace angels around. Because of this I never even contact a user if they don't have a full body photo or some way of identifying their size (usually the arms help). I've learnt this lesson the hard way, twice.

Sounds shallow but I'm a small guy with a small frame and I have no interest in dating an elephant.

PS. I use PoF and OkCupid, are there any other decent ones I should know of (free)?

Fuzz · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:58

rghjones said:
Sounds shallow but I'm a small guy with a small frame and I have no interest in dating an elephant.

Started to laugh, but I am ill so started coughing my lungs up instead.

Twas funny though

Janesy B · 29 Aug 2009 at 21:59

nokinidea said:
That's what I said

I was just summing it up for those with a short attention span

I've also fallen victim to a myspace angel, it's a horrible horrible sinking feeling you get when your size 8 beauty you've been fapping about for months turns out to be a salad dodger.

Russinating · 29 Aug 2009 at 22:13

Janesy B said:
I've also fallen victim to a myspace angel, it's a horrible horrible sinking feeling you get when your size 8 beauty you've been fapping about for months turns out to be a salad dodger.

Never fap before meeting! Although I know what you mean, I was talking to the latest myspace angel on MSN as you do, flirting a little, as you do. Then I added her to Facebook: I regret the flirting.