Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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He does look abit camp though, maybe spends 5 hours getting ready for a night out:D;) bit too full on about the acheivements, seen a few like that can be abit offputting for tracey the hairdressers assistant etc.

I really dont get what you are saying here? I look camp? bit too full on with achievements? Like what?
 
I met someone years ago after chatting to them for ages and believe it or not it was on this very forum :D I posted a thread too saying that I had just had my first ever internet date.

For those of you that can remember me back in around 2005 I will send you a crisp £5 note if you can tell me who it was :D Yeah yeah yeah, I know a fiver isn't a lot but it was all I could sneak out of the purse of the old dear that was sitting next to me on the bus without anybody seeing me after she'd popped her clogs and slumped against me when the bus turned a sharp left hander.


I wouldv'e popped in the packet of wethers originals too but I swapped them for a rubiks cube and a fishing rod when I bumped into my mate whos just out of hospital and has problems remembering things.

*Note to self*

Al .... Do not, and I mean DO NOT turn this into one of those blabbering threads like you did last night when you got drunk and made a real arse of yourself on here with your ramblings. Phew ... I don't think anyone has noticed :D
 
I look camp?

I get this all of the time :o I had Action Man as a boy, climbed trees, caught frogs and all other laddish things. As I grew up I worked as a doorman and done a fair bit of personal security for a couple of years. From the ages of 20 - 25 I got into body building too :cool:

A memory does haunt me though .... I had three sisters and no brothers and quite liked to read their comics after I had finished with mine, but woah betide the sister that went to the back page of the Bunty and cut out MY Bunties cut out wardrobe! It was mine I tell you ... mine :mad:
 
Well I'm hoping I've struck gold. for the last week I've been messaging a nice young lady, around my age and we're meeting up on the 7th August. I'm hoping I don't ruin this so far we seem to really like one another.
 
Well I'm hoping I've struck gold. for the last week I've been messaging a nice young lady, around my age and we're meeting up on the 7th August. I'm hoping I don't ruin this so far we seem to really like one another.

Don't get your hopes up at all until you meet them... I did the same and, apart from once where she actually looked as good as her pics and really did have the personality to match, it generally ended up with dissappointment. Good luck though!
 
I've gave up with the whole dating scene, completly.

Been with 2 girls recently, both just never worked and fell in love with me in less than a week. One still keeps texting me (well till I lost my phone) 9 unanswered texts.

POF isn't any better, I just want a nice girl, average looking, not fat, who doesn't take herself too serious. Impossible.
 
I just want a nice girl, average looking, not fat, who doesn't take herself too serious. Impossible.

You can't have her!!.. I found her first!!.. :D

You never know mate, now you've stopped looking, She'll appear, and it'll feel spectacular!!..

Good Luck in the future! :)
 
Don't get your hopes up at all until you meet them... I did the same and, apart from once where she actually looked as good as her pics and really did have the personality to match, it generally ended up with dissappointment. Good luck though!

Its very hard not to because I've not had a sniff of anything for ages, but I hear what your saying and am trying to be rather calm.
 
I seem to have noticed that the genuine nice women actually use text speak more in their opening message than those who are seriously messed up in the head. Then when you talk to them you find they spell normally.

Corellation or Coincedence ?

These days im improving my image and just being laid back, not messaging anyone and letting them come to me.
 
I've tried the ol' internet dating a couple of times. The first lassie I met was really nice and she wanted to keep meeting up but I'd realised I was really just looking to boost my own confidence after my relationship fell apart so I backed off for a while. I then met another lass a couple of months later, she seemed nice (in her picture that is) but when I met her in person I had to refrain from legging it when she wasn't looking :p All she spoke about was her ex, how badly she was treated, what a cracking job she'd made of wallpapering her house etc etc etc. I'd stupidly said we'd go for a meal and had to endure an hour of her pawing at me at the table and eating with her gob wide open :D I tried to call one of my mates to get him to call me with some kind of excuse why I had to leave right away. I couldn't get a bloody signal in the toilets though :D

In the end when I was walking her home she kept trying to hold my hand (she was trollied by this point) and decided to bolt when she was putting the key in her front door :p
 
In the end when I was walking her home she kept trying to hold my hand (she was trollied by this point) and decided to bolt when she was putting the key in her front door :p

:D Reminds me of the chap on here who burned it off in his motor while his date went into the shop for some cans.
 
New female had signed up and I though "she looks nice" as you do. So I sent her a polite email introducing myself.

Her reply was "You're ugly"

My reply way "That's why I emailed a moonpig like you as I have more chance. Also you look quite manly which is something I like"

No reply yet lol.
 
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