Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

[Banzai_Joe]

Totally believable Anewbe4u. I've put my big ass foot in it like that plenty of times.
Lol, i was gonna say "keep it up mate", but after your faux par, you may not even get the chance to "get it up" in the first place.

 

[.Lethal]

meh dont worry when a woman says "you can do anything" it doesn't mean that, it means you can do anything along the lines of what I am thinking...

Have tried to explain the difference but was pointless even trying. They don't even acknoweldge what your trying to say, its along the lines of yeah I know what you mean BUT (then she goes on about what she means again) ...got to admit the "you can do anything" doesn't mean anything to me anymore.

 

[Rhys]

Maybe its my way of telling it but I can assure you, everything there is true.

You are just battling with your desire for men.

 

[richard104]

Just made my profile on pof and got a message within like an hour. i was excited until i realised who it was.

omg ** cute n u live in loughborough i live in loughborough and i dnt know ne cute guys here and ** profile makes me laugh funny n cute in loughborough can not believe my eyes lol message me sumtime hunni

She has a two year old and is 21. At least i got a message though i suppose.

 

[Doohickey]

Well look at it this way, it can only get better

She may well be a lovely girl though!

 

[Richdog]

Just made my profile on pof and got a message within like an hour. i was excited until i realised who it was.



She has a two year old and is 21. At least i got a message though i suppose.

Is she fit?

 

[Gaygle]

Is she fit?

TBH.


And anewb4u, i am literally in hysterics over the "i'm depressed, i'm going to end it" thing.

 

[richard104]

No, i don't think so

My profile sucks tbh, i sound like a freak not really funny just weird.

 

[Gaygle]

Link plz

 

[fail at the internets]

Just did a 5 mile search from my post code for girls that are 18, no good talent whatsoever lulz.

 

[Deiwos]

Just did a 5 mile search from my post code for girls that are 18, no good talent whatsoever lulz.

I check Nottingham periodically and it just gets worse and worse each time. The 2 attractive people I saw hadn't logged for about 3 months

 

[Banzai_Joe]

Notts is full of milfs matey.

She has a two year old and is 21. At least i got a message though i suppose.

which means she is as promiscuous as hell.......get in there!!!

 

[Banzai_Joe]

Notts is full of milfs matey.

She has a two year old and is 21.

which means she is as promiscuous as hell.......get in there!!!

 

[Anewbe4u]

I don't know if anyone has seen the family guy, where Peter talks dirty to Louis? Well, thats pretty much how my attempt at dirty talk went.

She said to me, talk dirty, now we have a magazine in the bathroom I had been reading the night before which had Family guy jokes in.

So, I managed to call her a Street corner whore and a diseased ****. She saw the funny side but I'm probably pushing my luck.

Things are actually going really well between us, she met my friends, all who liked her so that's good

 

[Steedie]

Sorry but you're definitely lying now

no one sucks that bad

 

[Anewbe4u]

Sorry but you're definitely lying now

no one sucks that bad

Once again, I promise that's not a lie. I didn't assume they would be good things to say but that's all I could think of.

 

[Anewbe4u]

Basically I'm terrible with women.

 

[richard104]

I'm not the best either.....i would but she is not really my type. Her pic is from her breasts up so who knows what lays beneath....

 

[Anewbe4u]

I'm not the best either.....i would but she is not really my type. Her pic is from her breasts up so who knows what lays beneath....

Show us!

 

[Fuzz]

I'm not the best either.....i would but she is not really my type. Her pic is from her breasts up so who knows what lays beneath....