Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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I put up a new pic and saw hoards of people check me out, then the realisation must have dawned it's the same ugly bar steward that's always been there. LOL
 
Ok, I'm clearly not meant to interact with women.

The girl I'm seeing was telling me I could do anything I wanted to her in the bedroom. The first thing to come out my mouth was "can I hit you"

She went really quiet and kinda moved up the sofa. I don't want to hit her at all! No idea why I said it.
 
Anewbe4u said:
Ok, I'm clearly not meant to interact with women.

The girl I'm seeing was telling me I could do anything I wanted to her in the bedroom. The first thing to come out my mouth was "can I hit you"

She went really quiet and kinda moved up the sofa. I don't want to hit her at all! No idea why I said it.
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Classic, ar eyou sure you don't mean "Kiss you?"
 
Anewbe4u said:
Ok, I'm clearly not meant to interact with women.

The girl I'm seeing was telling me I could do anything I wanted to her in the bedroom. The first thing to come out my mouth was "can I hit you"

She went really quiet and kinda moved up the sofa. I don't want to hit her at all! No idea why I said it.
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rofl! how on earth did you explain that one?
 
Morba said:
rofl! how on earth did you explain that one?
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Explained I didn't want to hit her at all and the situation just flustered me. I haven't heard from her today so maybe its the end already!

Her kids are so sweet but who knew they had brains like sponges! I built a bridge out of duplo, it was massive, really impressive and they were playing with it, I put a man on top and said "I'm depressed, I'm going to end it" and then made him fall. Now the older one (3) keeps getting on the sofa and shouting I'm depressed and throwing her self off it.

I wish I was making this stuff up.
 
Anewbe4u said:
Explained I didn't want to hit her at all and the situation just flustered me. I haven't heard from her today so maybe its the end already!

Her kids are so sweet but who knew they had brains like sponges! I built a bridge out of duplo, it was massive, really impressive and they were playing with it, I put a man on top and said "I'm depressed, I'm going to end it" and then made him fall. Now the older one (3) keeps getting on the sofa and shouting I'm depressed and throwing her self off it.

I wish I was making this stuff up.
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You're a Leg-end!
 
LMAO....you have just thrown away the best set of bedroom gymnastics you're ever likely to get! PML, you dill-hole!
The guy in the next office to me just asked what i LOL'd at. I told him your story and he shuffled off giggling his nuts off!
Dude, milf's are the dirtiest beings in the universe and you just ****ed yourself.....instead of her!

My god you just made my day............sorry for you though! :D

you = FAIL!
 
Anewbe4u said:
Explained I didn't want to hit her at all and the situation just flustered me. I haven't heard from her today so maybe its the end already!

Her kids are so sweet but who knew they had brains like sponges! I built a bridge out of duplo, it was massive, really impressive and they were playing with it, I put a man on top and said "I'm depressed, I'm going to end it" and then made him fall. Now the older one (3) keeps getting on the sofa and shouting I'm depressed and throwing her self off it.

I wish I was making this stuff up.
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Anewbe4u said:
Ok, I'm clearly not meant to interact with women.

The girl I'm seeing was telling me I could do anything I wanted to her in the bedroom. The first thing to come out my mouth was "can I hit you"

She went really quiet and kinda moved up the sofa. I don't want to hit her at all! No idea why I said it.
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You must be making this stuff up, surely!
 
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