Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

[Richdog]

if you can call that a picture.. the only picture too

Mhmm average looking, but decent hair and not fat, and likely filth... so worth a pop if you get the chance I'd say.

 

[Doohickey]

^ Bit suspect if it's the only picture. But from what I can see, perhaps worth a hit and run?

 

[Deleted member 77746]

That's a chick with a **** .

 

[pingwing]

^ Bit suspect if it's the only picture. But from what I can see, perhaps worth a hit and run?

Hit and run, hit and run!!!! Just so long as you have an escape plan

 

[grudas]

Mhmm average looking, but decent hair and not fat, and likely filth... so worth a pop if you get the chance I'd say.

^ Bit suspect if it's the only picture. But from what I can see, perhaps worth a hit and run?

That's a chick with a **** .

Hit and run, hit and run!!!! Just so long as you have an escape plan

lol, cba to be honest

 

[Neil79]

shell do you neil

put hairs on ya chest

One of my ex's said to me " I'll eat you alive "

It never happened, she wouldn't do half the stuff I wanted her too, pah! I felt cheated

Ooops this message might upset RichDog, or whatever his damn name is lol

 

[!bluetonic!]

if you can call that a picture.. the only picture too

I probably would.

Let's put aside the fact that she looks like she's locked in an attic, she's taken some time to do her hair and nails.

She's biting her lip in that 'I'm a little bit cute/little bit naughty' way.

She has a good figure.

She might only have one arm.

What's that towel doing on the floor in the bottom left of the shot?

Her necklace pendant is big enough to house a GPS tracker.

 

[Fuzz]

I probably would.

Let's put aside the fact that she looks like she's locked in an attic, she's taken some time to do her hair and nails.

She's biting her lip in that 'I'm a little bit cute/little bit naughty' way.

She has a good figure.

She might only have one arm.

What's that towel doing on the floor in the bottom left of the shot?

Her necklace pendant is big enough to house a GPS tracker.

AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLOKE.

Fixed!

 

[Berath]

God you lot are so fussy! Some of you are single you say?
It's a terrible photo, she looks fine to me and probably wouldn't appreciate her photo being stuck on here where all you Adonis's can make sarky comments

(and I know, I know girls make stupid comments too about perfectly decent blokes....I'd say the same to them as well!)

 

[Burnsy2023]

So here's my first attempt: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59371542

 

[Richdog]

So here's my first attempt: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59371542

Very formally written, and you come across as a nice but very "safe" ie: (not very exciting/risky) kind of guy, which of course many girls of a similar nature (usually the less good looking ones, sadly) will appreciate. It has character at least, unlike many I've seen posted!

 

[Burnsy2023]

Very formally written, and you come across as a nice but very "safe" ie: (not very exciting/risky) kind of guy, which of course many girls of a similar nature (usually the less good looking ones, sadly) will appreciate. It has character at least, unlike many I've seen posted!

I get most of my excitement through Policing, but I wanted to avoid mentioning that as it can attract the wrong sort of people.

 

[Jambo]

So here's my first attempt: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59371542

Of Monsters and Men are ace live ain't they?!

Gaberrz is awesome too. I seen her last year and met her after. She is lovely!

Anyway I agree the profile is a little generic but I'm sure it's better than the majority.

 

[NirK]

Looks like a silly tart tbh.

 

[!bluetonic!]

So here's my first attempt: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59371542

I put a blonde wig on and started reading your profile.

It's a bit wordy. And you're maybe trying to tick too many boxes...

You should be specific on your profile. Leave a week or two, if no responses, change it.

I would drop the 'Tech Museum' picture.

I would say that I'm a laid back guy, it's rare that I get upset or angry.

Wait until you're going out with a girl, then 2 months down the line you come back home early and find your girl in bed being 'roasted by your two best mates

if someone else is passionate about an activity then I'm interested in finding out what it's all about.

Electroshock S&M?

 

[elmarko]

So here's my first attempt: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59371542

All I'd suggest would be to add a little bit of cheeky humour if you can somewhere - other than that it looks good (might be able to condense it a bit maybe).

It's obvious you are not after some half-wit, so I wouldn't change your profile to appeal to people you don't seem to want anyway.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

So here's my first attempt: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59371542

I would never have put that face to your posts.

 

[bitslice]

I get most of my excitement through Policing, but I wanted to avoid mentioning that as it can attract the wrong sort of people.

Really? I assumed it would be a big plus
The wetsuit picture is better than the sunglasses one, although really none of them are ideal
Also, too wordy and nice, you come across better on the forum.

 

[!bluetonic!]

Really? I assumed it would be a big plus

There's a (female) neighbour near me that loves 'man in uniform' / 'the protector' / 'the dominant one'. She should rename her house 'Throbbing Loins'.

 

[Burnsy2023]

Wait until you're going out with a girl, then 2 months down the line you come back home early and find your girl in bed being 'roasted by your two best mates

Simply never going to happen. I am far too careful in choosing friends

Electroshock S&M?

I'll be interested long enough that I can distract them and run for the door.

I would never have put that face to your posts.

Do I not come across as sexy as that in my posts?

Of Monsters and Men are ace live ain't they?!

Gaberrz is awesome too. I seen her last year and met her after. She is lovely!

You single bro?