hehe yep, a few of the barbie girls on Match typ lyk dis lol and they even go far as to say please don't contact me unless you rate your appearance as attractive or very attractive. The fact that some of these girls have even successfully logged onto a PC let alone typed out a semi-coherent sentence is mind-boggling.Some are just plain delusional - and they will be on these sites forever in the hope of finding the person that they think they "deserve". Makes for entertaining viewing/reading, though.
Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!
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Sunglasses.... BIG ones are stupid, i want to see the beautiful eyes not Bug Eye Sunglasses
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Yes I know what you mean!
BB - I really hate "dates" tbh. The problem is that there's an expectation that something should happen, and it just feels really awkward when things don't click.
Totally agree... but what can you do?!
Instant delete!
Cool Rob
congrats!! So it DOES work! (Actually I know this)BB x
Well I was thinking I could give up on the idea, join a Tibetan monastery and live out my days in peace and tranquility...
Then I thought I'd probably miss beer and the internetz too much.
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Joined Match.com on monday, £77 for 6months 
anyway sent about 10 emails, no replies. it sure aint going to be as easy as i though. considering the sheer amount of people on it i though i would have at least 1 hello / email , but no (I'm no Brad Pitt but come on)
i'm just keeping the emails short "hello, how's you. nice picture, you look lovely (beautiful etc lol) whats your job like (or similar question personal to them / their profile)"
good tactic?
anyway sent about 10 emails, no replies. it sure aint going to be as easy as i though. considering the sheer amount of people on it i though i would have at least 1 hello / email , but no (I'm no Brad Pitt but come on
) i'm just keeping the emails short "hello, how's you. nice picture, you look lovely (beautiful etc lol) whats your job like (or similar question personal to them / their profile)"
good tactic?
Na all wrong, insult their profile, brutally assault it. Then when she feels like she is nothing, you'll be able to do what ever you want. Don't send 1 email eaither, send it 15 times and in capital letters.
People seem to send light hearted emails rather than the stereotypical "hi you look nice, what do you do" I think no one really cares or wants to answer that.
Ask whats on your mind, but if you want to ask if her big boobs are real in her pic, maybe wait a few emails first.
Match kinda skanked me, I was pretty sure I chose the same deal, spread over 3 payments? They took £29.99 out of my account and now say I have to pay again each month. Given that I've not had much luck, I'm probably gonna cancel and try my luck in the real world instead.Joined Match.com on monday, £77 for 6months
Please define crude?
"Alright love, do you **** on first dates?"
lol nah just "hey babe fancy a chat? x" then IM from there.
Make sure you personalise the message. Make it a decent length, but not too long as everyone's concentration range don't stretch past 20 seconds or two paragraphs.
Start with something like.
'Hey, your profile caught my attention and I thought I'd drop a message and say hello.'
Then proceed to write a line or two about their hobbies and a line or two about yourself.
End with something like.
'Anyway, hope to hear from you. If not, happy hunting' Or something like that. Light-hearted, non-committal.
Make sure your spelling is near enough spot on and use punctuation.
Lastly, make sure you have your best picture up there. No picture, no reply, I don't give a **** if you write like Shakespeare. Show your mug. No sunglass poses either as it don't give an accurate representation.
Start with something like.
'Hey, your profile caught my attention and I thought I'd drop a message and say hello.'
Then proceed to write a line or two about their hobbies and a line or two about yourself.
End with something like.
'Anyway, hope to hear from you. If not, happy hunting' Or something like that. Light-hearted, non-committal.
Make sure your spelling is near enough spot on and use punctuation.
Lastly, make sure you have your best picture up there. No picture, no reply, I don't give a **** if you write like Shakespeare. Show your mug. No sunglass poses either as it don't give an accurate representation.
Oh wow... i think im in love
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=26119357
Looks like shes got chewing gum stuck under the caps lock
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=26119357
Looks like shes got chewing gum stuck under the caps lock
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