Why are you terrified of kids? lol
Erm...think I'll leave out the marker pen moustache lol. Thanks for the feedback thoughIt took me ages to decide what to write and even after reading it about 50 times I still worried it sounded naff.
Wants children: yes = me running a mile
Already doing my bit as uncle to 3 nieces and 2 nephews, they knacker me out enough as it is, couldn't deal with my own! I spoil them all rotten, but let my brother and sister deal with the aftermath.

It took me ages to decide what to write and even after reading it about 50 times I still worried it sounded naff.

