Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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I was chuffed to find one off PoF who turned out to live on my street, she very chatty and wanted me to come round and cook for her at the weekend. Now all contact gone dead and I don't dare walk up that end of the street!

Bet she been hooked by another male on PoF, got to seal the deal faster!

Anyway will move onto the 19 year old!
 
Found someone who seems pretty nice to have resorted to my somewhat dubious sense of humour to reel her in. She said:

im looking for a funny, kind and caring guy (didnt realise they were so hard to come by)obviously id be lying if i said looks dont count (cause clearly they do)equally i dont wanna end up with a gorgeous dull guy with the personality and sensitivity of a goldfish.

So i sent:

Hi there, i make myself laugh, once gave a busker 10 quid to play smells like teen spirit and my nose isnt as big as it looks like in my main pic. Think i've got everything covered you are looking for! I also like to think i have most of the fish family beaten in a personality / sensitivity competition.

The asked her some questions about her profile, am expecting nothing back as usual :D.
 
Sinny said:
Think I'm going nut's... Please... please no more one Liners, ARGHHH!
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Im not replying to the ones calling me babe or honey or putting kisses on them. I dont know you! Why would I be sending you kisses!!!! :mad:
 
I'm starting to get the weirdo's now :/ Some of the messages are just weird, pointless and did I mention weird

Thing is I'm unsure whether it's someone on here winding me up or not :p

And what's with guys adding me as a favourite, ok if you like my profile message me fgs! don't just add me as a favourite and if I delete you, don't re-add me!!!

Sent a couple of messages earlier, not sure if I will get a reply. Also noticed when I did a search that one of the guys I messaged yesterday is on there twice :confused: the profiles are almost identical except for a few additional words in the about me and more pictures.
 
secretspy said:
I'm starting to get the weirdo's now :/ Some of the messages are just weird, pointless and did I mention weird

Thing is I'm unsure whether it's someone on here winding me up or not :p

And what's with guys adding me as a favourite, ok if you like my profile message me fgs! don't just add me as a favourite and if I delete you, don't re-add me!!!

Sent a couple of messages earlier, not sure if I will get a reply. Also noticed when I did a search that one of the guys I messaged yesterday is on there twice :confused: the profiles are almost identical except for a few additional words in the about me and more pictures.
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Maybe Ray has multiple accounts.
 
secretspy said:
And what's with guys adding me as a favourite, ok if you like my profile message me fgs! don't just add me as a favourite and if I delete you, don't re-add me!!!
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I do that occasionally but only because I don't have time to write. I use it as a reminder list of women I will write to later. I delete them once I've written.
 
loltim said:
go for it.
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This was the reply I received:

Hey! The BBQ was really good! Back to the world of work now though.. for both of us! Well I was left with a great impression! I enjoyed talking to you anyway! I signed up to PoF when I had a lot of spare time and I'm not sure that now I'm back at work that I have enough of it to start up anything meaningful. I'd love to give you a tennis match sometime though :) Take care x

Help me translate the male language :p
 
MisChief said:
Hey! The BBQ was really good! Back to the world of work now though.. for both of us! Well I was left with a great impression! I enjoyed talking to you anyway!
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You are a very nice person to hang out.

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I signed up to PoF when I had a lot of spare time and I'm not sure that now I'm back at work that I have enough of it to start up anything meaningful.
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But I don't really want to date you.

MisChief said:
I'd love to give you a tennis match sometime though :) Take care x
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Wouldn't mind sleeping with you.
 
I keep a keen eye on this thread!

I have had great success from POF, my last 2 relationships of note come from the site. Re-joined a couple of weeks back, spoke to a few women and well, since the split between free and paid on POF i see to be matched to "noobs".

Anyway, im done with POF. ill game, drink and clown about for a bit then when im really ready for a relationship ill look at the many girls i pass in the bank i work at with many hundreds of employee's instead of my feet :)
 
Just received this

Young lady!!

I cannot beleive it..... you look at my profile, yet you didn't say hello........!!!!

Play the game nicely and say hello!!

HUSBAND (soon to be EX....)!

Definitely never looked at his profile and if that's a way of getting me to reply back all flirty etc then it doesn't work on me lol and the last bit is just freaky. Btw if this is someone on here then apologies but in future I'd suggest not weirding a girl out just.be.normal.

I've replied with "Definitely didn't look at your profile but good luck on pof" too harsh? :p

The trouble is I don't know if people on here are messaging me as a joke to wind me up but if some of these messages are from people being serious then I think they need to re-evaluate :p favourite weird message of the day goes to...

take my hand and lets go to never never land and be together for ever :)
 
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No he'd have to be max age of 36 to be able to message me lol. Just double checked and I have it set to "hide that I've viewed a user's profile" so it is obviously a way to get me to reply to him but hopefully he's got the message from my response that I'm not interested lol
 
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