Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Ahleckz said:
7 days isn't at all long. Stop reading so much into things. Just set a date and chose a restaurant. Don't beat yourself up about it, just enjoy it. If she can't make earlier in the week, she can't make it.
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Don't worry i've got my head back on straight, just said to her on msn going to watch a movie and i hope she has a good weekend x. Ended up talking on msn after our date because i wanted to show her some interesting bits about somewhere we visited which has changed over the years.

Will text her on monday and leave it this weekend ;)
 
Neil79 said:
Don't worry i've got my head back on straight, just said to her on msn going to watch a movie and i hope she has a good weekend x. Ended up talking on msn after our date because i wanted to show her some interesting bits about somewhere we visited which has changed over the years.

Will text her on monday and leave it this weekend ;)
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Good idea, I found its best to keep remote communication to a minimum, so long as you know where & when to meet up there's no real need for lots of texting, don't want to seem desperate.
 
A story from a friend on another forum I'm on. He'd been dating this lass for a couple of weeks. This one night they were in a bar in London together when she asked him if he'd like to stay at hers. The answer was a clear yes and as they were hurridly finishing their drinks, her sister well and truly blocked it (via a crying phone call I think asking her to come round for comfort).

So, after said block by her sibling, I was now making my way back home, via, unfortunately a combination of cabs.

As after hours most cabbies won't go north of the river and north drivers wont go south. Fair enough, I knew this, but I'd forfieted my last train as as far as I knew, it was on !!

So, im in constant communication with said lady as I try and flag down and convince a black cab to take me north.

Finally, I get one just as I'm calling back the lady.

So I hang up.

Get in cab and get talking to cabbie as he ask's me why I'm all the way down here trying to get back north.

I explain that it was on, nailed on massive shag of this really fit bird, with massive udders and what I could only describe as a tight, chubby, griffin. I wanted to smash her for ages as she looked like a dirty bítch and had wicked BJ lips.

Then I go on to say that her fat stupid **** of sister, gets in the way and **** up my night.

You can only imagine the sort of things I was saying.

He drops me off, I go to bed.

Cry ****.

Win.

The next day arrives.

I hear nothing from said girl for a few days.

I wonder why, but don't chase her.

Turns out I'd left her a 12 minutes answer phone message while I was in the cab.

Never see her again.

Nice one Nick. Nice.
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So I decided to go through all of those messages (eventually 125) and noticed a few recurring themes, so created a little pie chart. This is the world of gay dating:

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Interesting message rate running at 3.2% LOL
 
lol^^

PMkeates, penis comments? Is this because you put up a picture of it and they tell you it looks nice etc. Or?
 
Ahleckz said:
What makes a penis nice? *Looks down*...
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Send a picture and get the comments*...

I'm thinking I may have to try this internet dating lark for myself at some point, I've come to the conclusion that I'm not getting out there and meeting enough people at the moment so I need to do something a bit different.




*Apologies PMKeates if you end up with dozens of unsolicited and unwanted pictures from this.
 
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