Is it ever acceptable to key a car?

I think you have anger management issues, if someone keyed my car if I parked awkwardly or wasn't even aware it was bad and I found out who it was I would beat the living **** out of them i'd make sure they had to eat through a straw for a week! - I suffer anger management issues also....
 
No.

I would talk to the other residents and organise with the building management a company to use to tow away blocking cars.

Having a car towed is deeply satisfying as the barsteward thinks the car's been stolen.

Physical abuse and a outward display of anger is hard to defend in court. Better to play the angel, have fun playing with their mind and be perfectly legal about it too.
 
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Not acceptable to key it, but is acceptable to move it. Where I used to live we were always been blocked in by people visiting the nearby Rugby club. I've bounced small cars and towed others out of the way with my neighbours landrover in the past to get out of my own drive.

I cant stand inconsiderate poeple who block people in, but purposefully damaging a car is worse.
 
Damn this compulsive behaviour syndrome.

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I've done it before, I aint proud but when a guy parks a convertable audi tt (gayest *** head car EVER) accross 3 spaces in a packed car park, he deserves it.
I kicked a couple of dents in the door and gobbed on the windscreen too, ahh to be 19.
 
pitchfork said:
I've done it before, I aint proud but when a guy parks a convertable audi tt (gayest *** head car EVER) accross 3 spaces in a packed car park, he deserves it.
I kicked a couple of dents in the door and gobbed on the windscreen too, ahh to be 19.

You've signed your death warrant here mate, the car fiends will be after you. :(
 
pitchfork said:
I've done it before, I aint proud but when a guy parks a convertable audi tt (gayest *** head car EVER) accross 3 spaces in a packed car park, he deserves it.
I kicked a couple of dents in the door and gobbed on the windscreen too, ahh to be 19.

******! If you wanted to **** him off you should just have let the tyres down or something. "Gob" on it if you must but why vandalise it? You know it would probably be more of trauma for him if is "gay" as you suggest to pump the tyres up. Why so? Because with the damage you did he probably just dropped it off at the bodyshop and claimed on insurance, taking a courtesy car and parking across the same 3 spaces again. Whereas if you just let his tyres down then he would have been inconvenienced, got the message people were not happy and perhaps not done it again. Even better, do what Gibbo says and talk to someone man to man next time! :confused:
 
William said:
You've signed your death warrant here mate, the car fiends will be after you. :(

yup pretty much

I had the badge ripped off my mk1 Mx5 by school brats last week. Just got back from working in Maidstone this weekend and found some "£$£"$ has scratched it quite clearly out of spite. I'm not hugely bothered about either of these as the paintwork was never perfect in the first place and I can replace the badge for £10. What angers me is that I've never done anyone any harm, I didn't park it in stupid places and there's no need to be jealous because contrary to uninformed opinion the MX5 is not a "posh" car. The scally that did the damage probably paid more for their 306 or Astra than I did for my 2.5k roadster!!
 
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It's a cowardly act. If you're not man enough to stand up to the perpetrator then i guess it's some form of retribution for the weak.
 
pitchfork said:
I've done it before, I aint proud but when a guy parks a convertable audi tt (gayest *** head car EVER) accross 3 spaces in a packed car park, he deserves it.
I kicked a couple of dents in the door and gobbed on the windscreen too, ahh to be 19.

So in essence you're a complete turd.
 
Richdog said:
Rubbish, his bird could have easily stopped him doing it. If he was by himself he probably would have done it, I don't think you get anything other than that impression from his post.

Err... :p

Lol well the little voice in the back of my head would never actually let me do it:), it just makes me incredibly angry when people do things like this, getting it towed is good enough.

If I wanted to key the car it would not really be hard as it is only a 200m walk from my front door to the entrance of the development, so dropping the miss’s home and taking a short walk with keys in hand is really not that difficult.

Parking is difficult around here which is why I had to stump up 21 000 pounds for my parking spaces, it’s nice to actually be able to use them. Parking the car on the street is not an option because:

1 its close to impossible to find a parking space

2 there is a very good chance it would be stolen over night.

This guy would have deliberately parked the car there because there is no possible way you would not know it’s a driveway as it has a 6/7m high electric doors and a lowered curb, cameras and a big sign + lights.

If I met the drive I would happy take it up with him however people don’t stand next to the car after parking it, it’s a residential area so if a car is parked outside at night chances are it will not move until the morning.


I once parked my car on a disabled space by accident (sign was covered by a tree and there where no markings on the ground) my car was towed and I half expected to find my tyres slashed because it was an incredibly inconsiderate thing to do and I still feel bad to this day. Disabled parking spaces are assigned to individual residents so some poor disabled bloke would have had to walk for ages to get home :(
 
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No. Having had it done to me on a number of occasions I can tell you it makes you feel like **** ! If you have a problem with someone then speak to them, dont damage their car.

Cant believe any one would ever contemplate it.
 
Gibbo said:
Hi there

If you have a problem with a person then take it up with the person and too their face.

You should never touch another mans car, its a cowardly selfish thing to do and makes you absolute scum of the earth for doing so.

Instead be a man and sort your issues out face to face, scratching someones car is just like back stabbing, its something faggots do.

Agreed!

I yelled at a mate for kicking my car (he says he kicked the wheel) and setting the car alarm off.

God knows what I'd do if someone key'd it.
 
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