IT Support Mishaps

#2 was using a program called impero that you can view all pcs in the school, under the tab 'all network' went to shutdown one pc but because my colleague didnt tick a pc it shutdown every pc in the school, including all the servers! We took the royal P out of him for a while after that one, because it took a while to get some of the VM machines back online!

Thats just off the top of my head..

Cracking piece of software isn't it? We have been using Impero for about 3 years now and the children all absolutely hate us, going as far as opening up Word/Notepad just to tell us to **** ***.

At which point we record everything they are doing and send it to the head of year.

And this is at a relatively good school :o
 
Can't go into too much detail, but someone from a server support team at ours recently "pressed the wrong button" which triggered the automatic rebuild of over 1500 servers.... Took weeks to fully restore them all.
 
Can't go into too much detail, but someone from a server support team at ours recently "pressed the wrong button" which triggered the automatic rebuild of over 1500 servers.... Took weeks to fully restore them all.

I'd let out a sigh, get up grab my coat and get home to work on my CV. :p
 
I once accidently hit upload instead of download when I was planning to download the program for a plant critical process from the PLC, Que Himmia sella units emergency shutting the plant down, gas flares igniting at full flow and me bricking it trying to find the copy of the program on the network hard drive.
I single handedly shut the production of half the plants gas supply, resulting in a 2 hour down period...

Yep and I'm actually one of the better PC&A Apprentices...
 
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I made a batch file to shutdown 250~ PCs at a certain time, after first creating an event in the event log. My mistake was calling the batch file 'shutdown.bat' as when it reached the line "shutdown -s" it just reopened the batch file again...and again... and again. Each computer had ~50,000 identical events logged the next day and never actually shutdown :o
 
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Awesome site - say goodbye to a few hours :D



What the hell is this ;

Well, I had one event happen to me, where one lady had just bought a Apple IIc and complained that she was having problems with her monitor, so we told her to bring her monitor in, and we'd check it out. So she brings her monitor in, and we plug it in, and it works without a flaw. We tell her that the monitor isn't the problem, and to bring her CPU in. She stares at us blankly, and asks, "What's the CPU?" Joe explains that it's the piece of equipment that all your devices plug into. So about twenty minutes later, she returns and walks in carrying the surge supressor. When we explained to her the item that we needed her to bring in, she replied, "Oh you mean the keyboard!" (On Apple IIc's, the CPU box and keyboard are part of the same unit.) And to make this all the more interesting, she was a gradeschool computer class instructor.

I honestly reckon half of that site or more is probably rubbish etc.
 
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Can't go into too much detail, but someone from a server support team at ours recently "pressed the wrong button" which triggered the automatic rebuild of over 1500 servers.... Took weeks to fully restore them all.

Kind of reminds me when we were building some boxes at a previous company, my colleague brought up a dhcp/kickstart server on our LAN and later in the day another colleague rebooted his laptop and the BIOS was set to network boot and it started installing RedHat Linux. :eek: We looked in the logs and 8 people had been given DHCP leases so hopefully they noticed before their machines were reinstalled (it was a massive company I worked at so no idea and didn't exactly want to ask the internal IT dept who look after desktops. ;) ). But a real good job that the other colleague rebooted and noticed what was going on.
 
Lol, from that site linked to earlier. This one just had me in stitches.

Customer: *dejectedly* “Thanks for helping me. I’m just so stupid.”
Me: “No, no, you did great! You got it working!”
Customer: *incredibly sadly* “Yeah, but you had to tell me everything!”
Me: *trying hard to cheer him up* “Well, this is my job; I was trained for this. I’m sure you know things about your job that I wouldn’t know!”
Customer: “No, I’m stupid at my job, too…”

:D
 
Can't go into too much detail, but someone from a server support team at ours recently "pressed the wrong button" which triggered the automatic rebuild of over 1500 servers.... Took weeks to fully restore them all.

I think I might know where you work or at least who you work for. :)
 
We had a contractor working with us for a few years in an IT dept. with half a dozen AS400's and multiple servers in one large room.
He had lifted a couple of floor tiles in preparation for BT coming in to install some new cabling.
Whilst there he decided (in his wisdom) to have a tidy up and managed to unplug one of the AS400's. Needless to say this caused havoc.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
A customer at an old workplace emailed in asking where the shift key was. I assumed he was on about his computer keyboard so I explained and then sent a nicely highlighted photograph of a keyboard to him showing where it was and then laughed at a user being silly :p



Turns out he was on about his Blackberry....the last laugh was not mine but my workmates! At least the line manager and customer saw the funny side :p

I also once deleted a user in AD and their Exchange data. Had to be restored from backups.

At least our DR was confirmed working :p
 
Where I work, I remember our manager hiring guys he used to work with at a previous company. One of them, you couldn't even believe he was in IT.

One day we received a request to terminate a user's account cos they had left the company. He not only terminated said user, but also that of the person who sent the request. So queue frantic user (who works in HR) not having access to anything since she was no longer on the system. Luckily I got her account back up and running and managed to get her emails back without too much damage being done.

Sometime later, this same "tech" was helping a user to transfer their PST files from one computer to another. I could overhear the conversation and he repeated the user saying they had a file of roughly 3GB. Yet all he could find was that of 265KB. He called me over and to my astonishment, he was looking in the wrong folder. Such a doofus. Needless to say he left about 2mths later. Only cos our manager who hired him had left a month beforehand.
 
It mishaps ? I have had plenty recently, mainly involving women "fixing" things.

The only thing I ever want to see a woman fixing is a kettle.

Fact.
 
It mishaps ? I have had plenty recently, mainly involving women "fixing" things.

The only thing I ever want to see a woman fixing is a kettle.

Fact.

Now now. I have worked in places where the women know their stuff, even more than most men. So, forgive me for not siding with you when the influx of ladies come down on you like a ton of bricks. :p
 
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