It's official, girls leave toilets in a worst state

DJMK4 said:
shameful, well..i think we need to teach these ladies a lesson...coming from masters who can hit the target from the standing position.

Lectures will be 1 hour sessions and I will be holding this at *ENTER NAME HERE * public toilets

Lesson 101 - How to take a wee
Lesson 102 - How to take a crap
Lesson 103 - How to take a crap, wipe it up
Lesson 104 - How not to make the toilet look like a jam factory


haha

sorry, i couldnt resist
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LOL!!! I laughed so hard at that! :D
 
misterPK said:
This might be a good time to get some opinion on my latest mad invention.

You know the inflated plastic bag packaging that overclockers and other such companies use? What if you had some of that shaped into a toilet seat the next time you were faced with the prospect of sitting on a festival toilet? You wouldnt have to hover or risk your backside coming into contact with something unpleasant, and could be thrown away afterwards.

I'm sure there's a drawback somewhere, they would probably have to come with some small print like "dont try to flush this and then cause a blockage, flooding you in your own excrement" and "no fat chicks". Oh and the plastic hating hippies might not like it either..

PK!
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Take it to the Dragons. I expect they'd say no
 
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