So everyone moaning about the sun previously...is this SERIOUSLY what you prefer?
I had to put the heating on to satisfy my mother this morning, but I was secretly pleased because it was a bit autumnal in the house. However I'll still take this over enduring claustrophobic, work-hampering, exhaustion-generating, muggy-fuggy sweat-buckety heat.
Hot weather's fine for folk with nowt to do, but the industrial revolution that leapfrogged us over other nations in the past wasn't built on siestas and lying by the pool drinking sangria while dreaming up an Inuit style list of words to describe clear blue skies and blazing sunshine. No, it was built on rain and mills and scraping the mildew off your lard butties.
Ok, and slave labour from the working class, slave-trade generated raw materials, and Dickensian squallor. You can't have all that in a hot climate.
Having said that, our economy these days is built on selling each other insurance, coffee, and false nails, so we could probably cope with a bit more warmth; there's a bigger premium to be made off iced lattes. Farmers would probably be a bit happier too. Dry weather's a curse, but so's having to harvest drowned crops in six inches of mud and fly-tipped asbestos.
Still, for those of us missing the heat, just put on your winter coat and try cleaning the oven while it's on. That duplicates the sensation of trying to work without air con quite well. Me though, I'm off to unplug the solar panels and install water wheels on all our downpipes. Rain power is the future, forget fusion.